Saturday, July 07, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: Bush declares war on the NHS

George W. Bush is to bomb NHS training hospitals after the British public foiled the Doctor's Plot against the country last week. Bush has declared the NHS to be part of the Axis of Evil and has vowed to bring about regime change against Alan Johnson.
Finally, Dubya has also declared war against the last of the Time Lords, John Smith because Mr. Smith is a Doctor.

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