The 100 Megaton iQaeda is the designer gift to die for this Christmas, but don't just take my word for it:
"I wouldn't be seen dead without it!" - Cllr Terry Kelly
"Thanks to Osama, I've died and gone to heaven!" - George Galloway MP
"Its da bomb!" - President George W. Bush
"It blew me away!" - Prime Minister Tony Blair
"BOOM BOOM!!! It really does shakes the room!" - Basil Brush
The 100MT iQaeda is available now from all good mosques, labour movement comrades and BBC Worldwide for the low, low price of just your life.
because life is random