Happy Birthday "Bob"

No, "Bob" is not that cretin Peter Mandelson, but an old acquaintance from university who I had a bad falling out with over the company they kept at the time. I won't write anymore about that because it's not fair to talk about "Bob Dole" behind their back without their prior consent. Regardless of the past (and although I was right about the pitfalls I warned "Bob" to avoid), I still regret both the falling out and my own stridency, which though well-meaning was a violation of Bob's right to make their own decisions, whether they be good or bad. All I can do about that is apologise.

If you read this "Bob", happy birthday kid and I hope you enjoy the image below, it should right up your street.

Terry/McCann

By now most of you will know that the Scottish Labour Councillor Terry Kelly has banned me from commenting on his extremely crap blog for a jibe I made about him being responsible for the disappearance of poor Madeleine McCann.

Before I continue, I would like to make it very clear that although I might have gone rather too far with my quip for some people (and I must admit even myself somewhat), I was not targeting little Madeleine or her stressed and deeply traumatised family for ridicule. What has happened to that family is a terrible atrocity and an absolute utter disgrace. Not a day goes by where I don't pray for the McCanns during this dark and distressing time for them; they are constantly in my thoughts and I hope that against all the odds, poor Madeleine will be found alive soon and be reunited with her family and friends.

The sole target of my sarcasm was that stupid, bloated, hypocritical pile of shit Kelly for the way he treats people who comment on his blog to expose the failings of both his cruel and corrupt politics as well as his deeply disgusting personality. His is a character so foul and ignorant, that he has unintentional cast himself as a figure of total ridicule and derision for those with even half-a-brain.

I will not reiterate in this post the number of offensive remarks he has made about others and myself because the examples available are too numerous to mention in just one go. If you readers have the time, you can always read about El Tel's past indiscretions by clicking on the label "Terry Kelly" at the bottom of this post, read the Terry Watch blog or Google the phrase "Councillor Terry Kelly". Trust me on this because it'll be worth it.

As for the fucking fat cunt himself, perhaps he should save his infamous "false anger" and righteous indignation for the Anglophobic and willfully incompetent Portuguese police, who seem hell-bent on framing Madeleine McCann's parents for her disappearance and death in order to not only cover up their own failings and general laziness during their earlier investigation of this case, but also further punish the McCanns for damaging their precious tourist industry by keeping Madeleine in the public eye instead of buggering off home like good little plebs.

26.9.2007 - The Day We Lost The Next General Election

This statement by Iain Dale was our declaration of surrender:

"There was one bit of the [Gordon] Brown speech on Monday that caught my eye, but which no one seems to have remarked upon, and it was this sentence:

We should take pride that, under a Labour government, Britain - this small number of people on this small island - is the fifth largest economy in the world.

Didn't we always use to say we were the fourth largest? This happened, of course, under Brown's watch -- in Dec 2005. I think it's strange no one's pointed that particular line out -- seems a strange thing to boast about. 'Under this Labour government, we’ve lost our position as the fourth largest economy in the world…'."

As much as I despise Adolf Blair and Gordon McStalin, they cannot be blamed for this development. The real reason for this development is the rise of Communist China's economy, which is currently growing at over 11% a quarter due to cheap labour costs and massive inward investment. Let us also not forget that China is still a developing country and that the total population of that country stands at around 1.5 BILLION people compared to only the 60 million that live in developed-world Britain.

Iain Dale (whose reputation as a serious political blogger has already been damaged by his hopelessly over-optimistic predictions about Conservative success at the Earling Southall by-election, his sycophantic courting of David "Heir To Adolf Blair" Cameron The Cuntarse in return for a safe parliamentary seat at the next general election and his lack of a thick-skin when it comes to satire about himself from other bloggers) has killed his own credibility as an analyst with such a feeble and ill-researched line of attack on McStalin's economic record. Not only that, he has also in effect, held up and waved the white flag of surrender to a gloating Labour party at the next general election on behalf of the Tories. If I were David Davis and Herr Dale were still my Chief of Staff, I would sack him for his incompetence.

And to think that this man was recently voted as Britain's top right-wing blogger. Maybe the right-wing blogosphere isn't in such rude health as Herr Nice But DimsDale claims?!?

Abu Usamah: A Liar, A Hypocrite & A Genoicidal Misogynist Islamofascist Cunt!!!

It is not often that good old C4' is tricked by people, but he was on the night of Wednesday February 21, 2006 when he attended a lecture held inside the Swansea University campus. The guest speaker that night was a certain Abu Usamah, an African-American who 'reverted' to Islam in the mid-to-late 1980s. That night, Mr. Usamah was very measured in his speech about Islam (some of which I missed because I was fatigued after auditioning for Big Brother in Cardiff during most of the day). I was given no reason to suspect from Mr. Usamah that he was in anyway a religious nutcase - until today!

I have only just seen Channel Four's Dispatches documentary Undercover Mosque (via The Lone Voice blog) and I could not believe what I was hearing from the very distinctive voice of Abu Usamah himself. What he was preaching to his congregation about non-Muslims, George W. Bush, Usama Bin Laden, women, individual liberty and homosexuals was completely the opposite demeanour to the one he presented in Swansea. As Archbishop Cranmer would say, the Abu Usamah that I saw in Swansea was 'a spiritual fraud'; a mask designed to fool the ignorant and the moderates (I was certainly ignorant of Usamah's true nature). The true nature of Abu Usamah is eerily similar to that of Tony Blair, Gordon Brown and Adolf Hitler in that all of them say one thing to fool the ignorant masses, the another thing, true agenda to the zealots that they have created and helped to sustain.

If I had known then what I now know about Abu Usamah, I would have killed him (and I really mean psychically killed him, not metaphorical as a parent or football might mean when they use the word 'kill') and if I am ever again in the presence of the wicked and evil man, I am going to send him to his precious 72 virgins. If someone had acted early enough and assassinated Adolf Hitler before it was too late, the world might have been a safer, more peaceful place to live in and there certainly would have been no genocide of European Jews.

If anyone reading ever finds themselves in the company of Abu Usamah, I urge you to kill him before he and his followers get the chance to kill you as part of their evil genocidal worldwide Islamofascist jihad against the West and Non-Muslims.

Ministers fail on 'sham marriages'

The Government failed in an attempt to resurrect its outlawed method of clamping down on "sham marriages" entered into by illegal immigrants.

Three appeal judges upheld a High Court decision a year ago that sweeping rules, designed to block "marriages of convenience" aimed at avoiding immigration controls, were in breach of human rights - the right to marry and the right not to be discriminated against.

The finding of discrimination, a central issue in the case, arose from the fact the regulations did not apply to Church of England marriages and operated to the unfair disadvantage of not only non-Anglican Christians but also members of other faiths, including Muslims and Hindus.

The Government suspended operation of the rules and pledged to put forward amendments to end the discrimination, but challenged the "right to marry" ruling.

On Wednesday, the Court of Appeal held that the restrictions - which applied across the board with no inquiry into whether a marriage was a sham or not - were a "disproportionate interference" with people's right to marry.

Lord Justice Buxton said the Home Secretary could only interfere with a couple's right to marry in cases that involved, or very likely involved, sham marriages entered into with the object of improving the immigration status of one of the parties.

"To be proportionate, a scheme to achieve that end must either properly investigate individual cases or at least show that it has come close to isolating cases that very likely fall into the target category.

"It must also show that the marriages targeted do indeed make substantial inroads into the enforcement of immigration control."

Last year's High Court judgment, won by test case couples including an illegal entrant to the UK from Algeria, led to the launch of claims for damages from many people who say they have been denied the right to marry.

Hundreds of other cases are potentially affected.

Bravo to the judges! Some people will always abuse the institution of marriage for their own ends, but it is better to let these people get away with their sham marriages than to punish genuine married couples because of the actions of others.

Terry Kelly - A Correction

Yesterday, Conservative Mind broke the news of Cuntcillor Terry Kelly having plastic surgery on his face. Unfortnately, an error led to a picture of Terry Venables being used as Cuntcillor Kelly's new face. However, the image below is the correct one of everyone's favourite retard, but I must report that El Tel does seem to be the worse for wear from his operation.

"I will never have a facelift again. NEVER! NEVER! NEVER!!!"

Metric martyrs claim victory over Eurofascists

Campaigners fighting EU plans to remove imperial measures have claimed a victory for pounds and ounces.

Britain's traditional imperial measures had been set a deadline of 2009 to change to metric measures, but that has now been scrapped following a change of heart at the European Commission.

Both the Metric Martyrs campaign group and the Conservative Party and have claimed victory in the battle to keep Britain imperial.

Conservative industry spokesman, Giles Chichester MEP, said that he had received confirmation from the European Commission's Industry Commissioner Gunther Verheugen that dual marking of goods in imperial and metric will "continue indefinitely".

He said that following lobbying by the Conservatives, Mr Verheugen agreed that it was good news for British and European industry to maintain imperial measurements as it would make selling to the US easier for firms.

Mr Chichester said: "After saving the crown on the British pint, I am happy the Conservatives have persuaded the Commission that it is good not only for international business but for the British people that traditional measurements are kept."

He continued: "I just hope there won't be any more need for Metric Martyrs and that the Government will avoid forcing metrication down the public's throat."

A spokeswoman for the commissioner said that during recent consultation, respondents successfully made the case to be allowed to use imperial measures - "supplementary indications" - alongside metric beyond 2009.

The Metric Martyrs campaign was set up to highlight the case of Sunderland greengrocer Steven Thoburn who was prosecuted for selling his produce by the pound. Mr Thoburn was convicted at Sunderland Magistrates' Court six years ago of using scales that could not weigh in metric units.

He died in March 2004, aged 39, just days after learning his appeal to the European Court of Human Rights had been rejected.

Metric Martyrs campaign director, and former fishmonger, Neil Herron, has called for a posthumous pardon for Mr Thoburn, saying: "This is a monumental victory for the Metric Martyrs and all who have supported the campaign.

"It has been people power that has forced the European Commission and the Government to abandon the enforced metrication programme. We have saved the pint, the mile, the yard, and the foot, as well as pounds and ounces."

Goodbye Beria!

Good riddance to that supercunt! I hope the door of the Home Orifice hits that arsehole on his arse on his way out!

Nulabs Bruised In Local Elections

Labour is taking a bruising in elections in Scotland, Wales and England - but Tony Blair's party appears to have escaped the battering some were predicting.

In Scotland, the Scottish National Party is taking seats but is still far from certain of replacing Labour as the largest single party.

Labour is on the way to remaining the largest party in the Welsh Assembly but looks unlikely to claim overall control.

In England, the Tories increased their tally of councils by 12 and claimed the scene had been set for general election victory.

Sky News' Chief Political Correspondent Jon Craig said: "If there is some relief in Labour circles and optimism among the Conservatives, there will be gloom among Liberal Democrats at what looks like being a dismal performance by their party."

The electoral commission has said it will investigate the electronic voting system used in Scotland after as many as 100,000 ballot papers were spoilt.

Scottish National Party leader Alex Salmond was returned to Holyrood, defeating the Lib Dems in Gordon.

David Cameron's Tories won control of England's largest council, Birmingham, and claimed they were "back in business in the north" after taking Chester and South Ribble.

But Labour said the much-vaunted "Cameron effect" had failed to deliver the predicted surge in support and insisted the Tories had not made the sort of breakthrough they would need to win the next general election.

It appears to have been a bad night for the Liberal Democrats.

Sir Menzies Campbell's party made some high-profile progress but lost more than 100 councillors and saw key southern councils like Bournemouth and Torbay fall to the Tories.

Oliver Kamm Frisks Tam Dalyell

This is one of the reasons why Mr. Kamm is my favourite lefty!

I Am NOT Nostradamus!

So I was wrong about the date of the royal engagement! When you're right 58% of the time, you're wrong 42% of the time.