Saturday, December 22, 2007

Quote of the Day 22.12.2007

"While searching for pictures of Gail Sheridan I discovered the oxymoronically named Socialist Unity. Irony heaped on irony in that within the first couple of posts I found a piece outlining the reasons George Galloway is a right wing class traitor." - Right For Scotland
The Gormless One is a lot of things, but he is not a right winger (on the political football field at any rate).

Adolf Blair Converts To Catholicism

LONDON (Reuters) - Former Prime Minister Tony Blair, now the Middle East peace envoy, has converted from Anglicanism to Roman Catholicism, the head of Britain's Catholics said on Saturday.
Blair, whose wife and children are Catholic, was received into full communion with the Catholic Church by Cardinal Cormac Muphy-O'Connor on Friday.
"I am very glad to welcome Tony Blair into the Catholic Church," Murphy-O'Connor said in a statement.
"For a long time he has been a regular worshipper at mass with his family and in recent months he has been following a programme of formation to prepare for his reception into full communion.
Blair's conversion has long been expected. He had a private meeting with Pope Benedict at the Vatican in June and has been receiving spiritual preparation for the conversion from Mark O'Toole, Murphy-O'Connor's private secretary.
The Nazi Antichrist scumbag continues to build his fascist Satanic empire

Senile Mandela Praises Corrupt Womaniser Zuma As ANC Leader

JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - South Africa's former president Nelson Mandela has praised Jacob Zuma, the newly elected leader of the ruling African National Congress (ANC), as a man who could unify the divided party.
In a message of congratulations, Mandela said: "Our experience of Comrade Zuma is of a person and leader who is inclusive in his approach, a unifier and one who values reconciliation and collective leadership."
"We have no doubt that he will bring those well-known characteristics to his task of leading our organization," he was quoted as saying by the Saturday Star newspaper.
Mandela urged the divided ANC to rally behind Zuma.
Zuma ousted President Thabo Mbeki as party leader after their intense rivalry divided the party, which has ruled South Africa since the end of apartheid in 1994.
Before the election, Mandela who decided not to endorse one candidate or to attend the conference, said divisions within the party race were saddening.
He said it was inevitable the results of the elections would be interpreted by some "as an overwhelming victory for one camp or faction over another".
Mandela's spokeswoman on Friday dismissed rumours that former president's health has taken a turn for the worse.
Zelda la Grange said her office had been flooded with inquiries.
"rumours have again surfaced about Mr. Mandela's well-being. Mr. Mandela is in the former Transkei (his hometown in the Eastern Cape Province) where he is enjoying the festive season with his family," SAPA quoted her as saying.
"He is due back in Johannesburg only towards the end of January."
With any luck that commie cunt Zuma will finally be jailed next year. As for "Boxer" Mandela, someone needs to put him out of his misery and send him to the glue factory. His support for Zuma only damages his reputation as an honourable man.

Cunt of the Year

There were many contenders for this 'award'. There were the usual suspects such as Blair, Brown, Prescott, Harman, Toynbee, Terry Kelly, Bob Piper, Cameron, Osborne, Boris Johnson, Jade Goody, John Reid, Nick Griffin, Al Gore, Kim Jong-Il, Hu Jintao, Antonia Bance and Jo Salmon. There were also some new contenders to the fray such Neil Harding, Ban Ki-Moon, Joseph Zuma, Chris Paul, Jackie Smith, Alister Darling, Kevin Rudd and even Iain Dale. However, there was one man whose unique talent for cuntery stood head and shoulders above all the other jackarses on the planet. 2007's Cunt of the Year title goes to that treacherous Eco-Nazi, Europhilie, Islamofascist appeasing and Blairite knob jockey David Miliband aka Batshit aka Milicunt aka Mini-Blair.

Friday, December 21, 2007

Quote of the Day 21.2.2007

"Mr [Nick "Calamity"] Clegg has come out as an Atheist, and, it is preferable to engage with an honest, self-confessed atheist than a duplicitious, hypocritical egomaniac who professes to be Christian." - His Grace Archbishop Cranmer

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Islamic Rage Boy Sings "Infidels" (Jingle Bells)

Merry Christmas Folks!

Diana letter said husband was plotting to kill her

LONDON (Reuters) - An infamous letter written by Princess Diana in which she warned that her ex-husband Prince Charles was planning to kill her has been published for the first time.
In the letter, written to her butler Paul Burrell 10 months before her death in a Paris car crash in 1997, Diana said: "This particular phase in my life is the most dangerous -- my husband is planning an accident in my car".
Details of the letter first emerged in 2004 but have only been made public now at the inquest into the deaths of Diana and her lover Dodi al-Fayed, who was also killed in the crash.
It can be seen on df
Dodi's father Mohamed al-Fayed, owner of Harrods, says Diana and his son were killed by British security services on the orders of Prince Philip, Charles' father.
Fayed alleges the killing was ordered because the royal family did not want the mother of the future king having a child with his son. He says Diana's body was embalmed to cover up evidence she was expecting a baby.
Diana's note to Burrell is seen by conspiracy theorists as evidence that her death was not an accident as the authorities have ruled.
Major investigations by British and French police have both concluded that the couple died because their chauffeur Henri Paul was drunk and driving too fast.
In the letter, Diana writes that the alleged murder plot would involve "brake failure and serious head injury".
This would allow Charles to marry Tiggy Legge-Bourke, the former nanny of couple's sons Princes William and Harry, the note continued, adding "Camilla is nothing but a decoy."
In fact, Charles married his long-term lover Camilla Parker Bowles in 2005.
Earlier this week, the inquest heard from Diana's close confidante Lucia Flecha de Lima, wife to the then Brazilian ambassador in London, who rejected suggestions the princess feared Charles was planning a car accident.
"I still don't believe she was fearing for her life, especially from Prince Charles, the future king of your country" she said.
Diana had more reason to fear that malevolent egotistical Nazi tyrant Tony Blair than her spineless wimp of an ex-husband and his foreign father.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Terry Kelly Being Driven Into An Earlier Grave?

"[C]ertain people working with Terry Kelly continue to be very worried by the weight he is carrying. Some have commented that he must be putting his health in serious danger. At this rate the Lib Dem group could go into the next council elections as the second largest party and the Tories as the official opposition."
Could comfort eating caused by a combination of scandals surrounding his boss Wendy Alexander and his colleague Tommy Williams, daughter Rayleen's defeat at the polls earlier this year and over a year of abuse from other Terry Watchers and myself be driving the infamous 'heavyweight' of Scottish local government politics to an early grave?

Friday, December 14, 2007

An Ode To Comrade Gordon McStalin Brown

An acoustic arrangement or "Just Like You" by Three Days Grace

Thursday, December 13, 2007

I Loath David Beckham

I've just sent this letter to the Western Mail newspaper:
SIR – Keith Towler undermined his own argument when he cited David Beckham as a suitable role model for children ahead of eminently more qualified, homegrown heroes such as Joe Calzage and Ryan Giggs. The former is a vain, over-paid and over-rated under-achiever who not only revels in his own ignorance, but also has still not denied that he has been unfaithful to his equally loathsome wife.
The latter two are not only talented and often underrated; they are also hard grafters who have earned their honours and riches through dedication and personal sacrifice despite persistent recurring injuries. Their private lives are also to be commended for rarely being the subject of controversy.
Calzage and Giggs are welcome throwbacks to the noble, honourable sporting heroes of old, whereas Beckham, along with Tony Blair, David Cameron and Jade Goody, is a personification of the triumph of style over substance in today’s Britain.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

BREAKING NEWS?: Has Terry Kelly Resigned As Wendy Alexander's Election Agent

Cllr Terry Kelly
According to El Tel, he is no longer or has never been Wendy Alexander's election agent. This means that either he lied about being her agent from the start or far more like, El Tel has seen the writing on the wall for Wendy and decided to abandon ship to his own skin by resigning. Whether it is a smart move and/or cowardly act on his part, our hero hasn't exactly covered himself in glory during this ignominious episode for Scottish politics.

Teflon Terry?

Sometimes I get the feeling that my fellow Terry Watchers and I may have underestimated the mental abilities of our fat friend. While his supposedly 'smarter' associates are under investigation by the fuzz for there finances, El Tel is still siting pretty. Could it be that our hero is lulling us into a false sense of security by only pretending to be totally crass and utterly retarded? Have we fallen into the trap of underestimating an evil genius?!?

Gerrard latest Liverpool player to be burgled

LONDON (Reuters) - Liverpool and England midfielder Steven Gerrard suffered a burglary at his home while he was playing in a Champions League game in France on Tuesday night, a police source said.
He is the latest Liverpool player to be burgled while playing a match for his club.
Gerrard's wife Alex Curran was in the house at the time.
Merseyside Police would not confirm it was Gerrard's house, but said they were investigating a confrontational burglary in Formby, Merseyside.
"Officers were called to a house at about 9:30 p.m. last night following a call from a female resident that four men had broken into the house and stolen items of jewellery," a police spokeswoman said on Wednesday.
Curran and another woman, who was in the house at the time, were shaken by the incident, but were not injured.
The men, who were unarmed, wore hoods and balaclavas, the spokeswoman added. It is not clear how they broke in.
Gerrard, who captains Liverpool, was helping his team to a 4-0 victory against Olympique Marseille, a win which secured the club's passage into the last 16 of the Champions League.
Earlier this year, the home of Liverpool's goalkeeper Pepe Reina was burgled as he helped the club reach last season's Champions League final.
Team mates Jerzy Dudek, Daniel Agger, Peter Crouch and Florent Sinama-Pongolle, as well as Everton's Andy van der Meyde, were all burgled last year.
Last month, striker Dirk Kuyt suffered a break in at his luxury home in Woolton while he was on international duty with the Dutch team.
(Reporting by Avril Ormsby; Editing by Tim Castle)
LOL! I HATE Liverpool F.C!!!

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Happy Birthday Terry

Cllr Terry Kelly
I know it's a bit late (I've been away on business), but I would just like to wish my pet socialist Councillor Terry Kelly a happy 59th birthday. Whatever his faults (and there are many), one thing can be mentioned in his favour, without him the world would be a less humourous (though smarter) place to live in everyday.

Gormless George Galloway Is A Liar

If you are reading this George, I dare you to sue me. I beat you once and I'll beat you again.

Tuesday, December 04, 2007

Paramount Reveals The Villians For The Next Star Trek Movie

The Euroborg

The Clarity Of George Galloway

This says it all really

The Terry Kelly Paradox

If Gordon Brown is "a gut socialist" as tubby claims then how come the Lord Gord has proven himself to be a gutless coward over the past 13 years by refusing to challenge Adolf Blair for the Labour leadership and thus the premiership itself and postponing the next general election?

Monday, December 03, 2007

Nintendo Wii grasses up cheating wife

A US soldier discovered his missus had been playing away at home after spotting a suspicious "Mii" on his Nintendo Wii, the Evening Standard reports.
The man, known only as Tony, returned from a year in Iraq to reports from chums that his wife had been cheating on him. He'd had the Wii for company while on service in Iraq, but had mailed it back to the States prior to his return.
His other half claimed she'd only kissed the suspect, a professional bowler, once, but the Wii said otherwise. Tony emailed a Nintendo messageboard admitting he'd was "confused about his wife's denials of any indiscretion".
However, he continued: "All that changed when I plug in my Nintendo Wii for some Wii Sports. I flip through the Wii menu and visit the Mii channel so I can peruse the many friends that I have created with the guys that I played with in Iraq. As I go through the characters I see there is a Mii that I have not created."
Tony concluded: "I went into the Wii message board and click on the calendar option. Through this menu I was able to identify the many nights my wife's Mii and this other Mii character played Wii bowling."
And for good measure, the offending Mii was apparently "strikingly similar" to the bowling philanderer.
The end result? "Tony has separated from his wife and filed for divorce," the Standard notes.

I've Seen The Future

The future is bright, but not for Wendy and her Terry's Chocolate Orange

Which Is More Intelligent?

Please post your answers in the comments section

The She-Terry

The ever-brilliant Right For Scotland has drawn my attention to another Scottish Labour Councillor with a brain capacity that an imbecile would have good reason to mock. Today's favourite pond life blog belongs to Edinburgh Councillor Kezia Dugdale. Cllr Dugdale has a hell of a task on her hands trying to replace Cllr Terry Kelly in my affections as my favourite dumb animal, but according to RfS, she is well qualified in the field of professional idiocy that Cllr Kelly effortlessly excels in with his socialist sermons.
P.S. On the subject of RfS, I'm really enjoying the way he has ripped into Scottish Labour and it's leader/El Tel and McStalin's glove puppet Wendy Alexander recently. Go read his stuff asap!

George Galloway Gets Tourettes Part Two

"I salute your courage, your strength, your indefatigability."

George Galloway Gets Tourettes


Sex Education: Olympic-Style

I love Kurt Angle!

Quote of the Day 3.12.2007

"From a personal point of view, I loathe thought fascism, and that is what David Cameron - and, of course, Mercer's critics on the Left - was exercising.
Mercer commented on something he had observed during his years in the military. There are slackers of every description in just about every area of human life. Mercer noted that often slackers in the Army, who are black, themselves play the race card by claiming to be victimised when they're just lazy. Whites use different excuses for laziness.
If Mr Mercer were indeed that over-used, all-controlling word "racist", would so many black men who had served under him come forward so quickly to his defence?
Cameron mishandled that and played right into the hands of Blair & Cie." - verity on Iain Dale's Diary

Now The PC Cunts Want To Butcher The National Anthem In The Name Of Left-Wing "Progress"

Some of the words of the national anthem are not "inclusive" and might need replacing, the ex-minister leading a citizenship review for Gordon Brown has suggested.
Former attorney general Lord Goldsmith said there was a problem with later verses of God Save the Queen and that some people were arguing for a change.
"There's some problem with part of it absolutely," he told Sky News.
"Part of it is not actually that inclusive but that's if you go onto the later verses. Some people have suggested we might think about whether there are different words that might be put in place which would be more inclusive."
Lord Goldsmith, who quit the Government when Tony Blair left office in June, said strong feelings about national symbols had to be taken into account.
Welsh Labour MP Ian Lucas is leading a campaign to include the principality's Red Dragon in the Union Flag to represent its "true place in the Union".
Asked if he backed the proposal, Lord Goldsmith said: "Well I think the Union Jack is understood and there's enough there but it's absolutely right, if there's a strong view about all these different symbols of nationality then they are things that we ought to know about."
He also spoke about the search for the British "statement of values" being sought by the Prime Minister - although he said some reports it should be as short as five words were optimistic.
In a package of constitutional reforms published in July, Mr Brown called for a citizen's summit to draw up a British statement of values, which would be "a living statement of rights and responsibilities for the British people"
The document - which is expected to be significantly longer than the proposed motto - would feed into a possible new British Bill of Rights.

EVIL Bitch

Harriet Harperson

Great News From The Fifth Reich

"IT'S NOT FAIR!!! I want a recount and my mommy!!!"

He's Back And Burning As Bright As Ever

Kenta Kobashi - The Cure For Cancer

One of the greatest professional wrestlers ever Kenta Kobashi made his return to the ring yesterday after being out of action for over eighteen months due to the effects of his operation in the summer of 2006 for cancer of the kidney.