Tuesday, January 30, 2007

BREAKING NEWS: Cannibal Kills Public Schoolboy!

LONDON (Rotters) - Police were called to Conservative Central Office in London this morning after reports that a 44-year-old man had both murdered and dined on a male pupil from Eton.
Police arrested Mr. Iain Dale of 18 Doughty Street, London (pictured above) at the scene of the crime on suspicion of the murder and cannibalism of 13 3/4-year-old Master Dave Cameron, who lived in Notting Hill, London.
Police sources have suggested that this incident might have been a revenge attack against the victim for defeating a friend of Mr. Dale in a contest just over a year ago for the leadership of the Conservative party.

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