Because They All Love Cunts!
No doubt those Nulab Homonazis Bance, Hari and Salmon would brand me a 'heterosexist' for that joke, but if I did hate homosexuals, why would I have wanted Derek Laud to win Big Brother 6 or beg and plead with Iain Dale for an appearance on 18 Doughty Street.Com?
Besides, there is no such thing as lesbian sex because if God had intended for two women to have sexual intercourse with each other, he would have given one of them a dick!
Ha! I had you Homonazis wound up again. You lefties just have no sense of humour at all!