1. Respond to all of their questions with the simple phrase "fuck you arsehole!"
2. Psychically and verbally attack your captors at every available opportunity.
3. If you happen to be able to gain access to the Holy Qu'ran, open it and then urinate on its pages.
4. Taunt you captors be accusing them of buggering each other and claim that all Iran's political and religious leaders rape young boys.
5. Utter blasphemy against the Prophet Muhammad (Praised Be His Name).
6. Remember that if you do all of the above, the Iranians will not kill you or remove any of you limbs, because if they do, it would only increase international instability and make you a martyr. It also gives Dubya all the reason he needs to nuke those cunts off the face of the earth.
I would also like to reassure any Islamic readers of this blog that I am not an Islamophobe, I just hate the Iranian government and want to insult and piss them off at every opportunity.
1 comment:
Nice post and pity the fuckers who gave themselves up didn't think of at least one them.
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