Wednesday, March 07, 2007

Terry Kelly Facts Part Two

"May I have a puff of your cigar-like manhood Comrade Castro?"
6. Terry Kelly ate all pies…. twice, much to the annoyance of Gormless George Galloway.
7. Contrary to popular belief, Terry Kelly does indeed have a brain, but it is still only the size of a pea.
8. Terry Kelly ate his adoptive parents when he was 10-years-old.
9. Terry Kelly’s ambition in life is to give Fidel Castro a blowjob.
10. Before he goes to sleep at night, Terry Kelly checks both his wardrobe and under his bed for Margaret Thatcher.
11. Terry Kelly was the stand-in ‘actor’ for Jabba The Hut in an out cut of the original film negative of Star Wars.
12. George Lucas was repulsed by Terry Kelly’s appearance; he decided to redesign Jabba to look like Kenneth Baker instead.
13. Terry Kelly has never had a bath in his life.
14. Terry Kelly does not walk, he slivers.
15. Terry Kelly is a socialist…. except on weekends.
16. Just before he died, Pope John-Paul II converted to Anglican church after he learned that Terry Kelly was a Catholic.

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