"IF Home Secretary John Reid's new 'send-a-text' scheme is intended to rid the country of unwelcome freeloaders who have overstayed their welcome, then he ought to send one to 10 Downing Street." - Peter Charles from Sheffield in yesterday's Daily Express newspaper
"Do you have BA(Hons) on your chequebook as well?" - holy fool about yours truly
"It is not racist to tell the truth!" - C4'