Here are a couple of crackers from.... yes, you've guessed it, the Gormless One, George Galloway on his MySpace page.
"Without blowing my own trumpet too loudly...."
Really?!? You are certainly full of surprises aren't you.... and what's this????
"I’m a passionate football fan, Manchester United – I actually scored a goal at Old Trafford!"
Can anyone credible actually confirm this claim, or is Gallas having another one of his Jeffery Archer moments again?