Quote of the Day 22.12.2007

"While searching for pictures of Gail Sheridan I discovered the oxymoronically named Socialist Unity. Irony heaped on irony in that within the first couple of posts I found a piece outlining the reasons George Galloway is a right wing class traitor." - Right For Scotland

The Gormless One is a lot of things, but he is not a right winger (on the political football field at any rate).

Adolf Blair Converts To Catholicism

LONDON (Reuters) - Former Prime Minister Tony Blair, now the Middle East peace envoy, has converted from Anglicanism to Roman Catholicism, the head of Britain's Catholics said on Saturday.

Blair, whose wife and children are Catholic, was received into full communion with the Catholic Church by Cardinal Cormac Muphy-O'Connor on Friday.

"I am very glad to welcome Tony Blair into the Catholic Church," Murphy-O'Connor said in a statement.

"For a long time he has been a regular worshipper at mass with his family and in recent months he has been following a programme of formation to prepare for his reception into full communion.

Blair's conversion has long been expected. He had a private meeting with Pope Benedict at the Vatican in June and has been receiving spiritual preparation for the conversion from Mark O'Toole, Murphy-O'Connor's private secretary.

The Nazi Antichrist scumbag continues to build his fascist Satanic empire

Senile Mandela Praises Corrupt Womaniser Zuma As ANC Leader

JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - South Africa's former president Nelson Mandela has praised Jacob Zuma, the newly elected leader of the ruling African National Congress (ANC), as a man who could unify the divided party.

In a message of congratulations, Mandela said: "Our experience of Comrade Zuma is of a person and leader who is inclusive in his approach, a unifier and one who values reconciliation and collective leadership."

"We have no doubt that he will bring those well-known characteristics to his task of leading our organization," he was quoted as saying by the Saturday Star newspaper.

Mandela urged the divided ANC to rally behind Zuma.

Zuma ousted President Thabo Mbeki as party leader after their intense rivalry divided the party, which has ruled South Africa since the end of apartheid in 1994.

Before the election, Mandela who decided not to endorse one candidate or to attend the conference, said divisions within the party race were saddening.

He said it was inevitable the results of the elections would be interpreted by some "as an overwhelming victory for one camp or faction over another".

Mandela's spokeswoman on Friday dismissed rumours that former president's health has taken a turn for the worse.

Zelda la Grange said her office had been flooded with inquiries.

"rumours have again surfaced about Mr. Mandela's well-being. Mr. Mandela is in the former Transkei (his hometown in the Eastern Cape Province) where he is enjoying the festive season with his family," SAPA quoted her as saying.

"He is due back in Johannesburg only towards the end of January."

With any luck that commie cunt Zuma will finally be jailed next year. As for "Boxer" Mandela, someone needs to put him out of his misery and send him to the glue factory. His support for Zuma only damages his reputation as an honourable man.

Cunt of the Year

There were many contenders for this 'award'. There were the usual suspects such as Blair, Brown, Prescott, Harman, Toynbee, Terry Kelly, Bob Piper, Cameron, Osborne, Boris Johnson, Jade Goody, John Reid, Nick Griffin, Al Gore, Kim Jong-Il, Hu Jintao, Antonia Bance and Jo Salmon. There were also some new contenders to the fray such Neil Harding, Ban Ki-Moon, Joseph Zuma, Chris Paul, Jackie Smith, Alister Darling, Kevin Rudd and even Iain Dale. However, there was one man whose unique talent for cuntery stood head and shoulders above all the other jackarses on the planet. 2007's Cunt of the Year title goes to that treacherous Eco-Nazi, Europhilie, Islamofascist appeasing and Blairite knob jockey David Miliband aka Batshit aka Milicunt aka Mini-Blair.

FUCK YOU CUNT!!!

Quote of the Day 21.2.2007

"Mr [Nick "Calamity"] Clegg has come out as an Atheist, and, it is preferable to engage with an honest, self-confessed atheist than a duplicitious, hypocritical egomaniac who professes to be Christian." - His Grace Archbishop Cranmer

Islamic Rage Boy Sings "Infidels" (Jingle Bells)

Merry Christmas Folks!

Diana letter said husband was plotting to kill her

LONDON (Reuters) - An infamous letter written by Princess Diana in which she warned that her ex-husband Prince Charles was planning to kill her has been published for the first time.

In the letter, written to her butler Paul Burrell 10 months before her death in a Paris car crash in 1997, Diana said: "This particular phase in my life is the most dangerous -- my husband is planning an accident in my car".

Details of the letter first emerged in 2004 but have only been made public now at the inquest into the deaths of Diana and her lover Dodi al-Fayed, who was also killed in the crash.

It can be seen on http://www.scottbaker-inquests.gov.uk/evidence/docs/INQ0010117.p df

Dodi's father Mohamed al-Fayed, owner of Harrods, says Diana and his son were killed by British security services on the orders of Prince Philip, Charles' father.

Fayed alleges the killing was ordered because the royal family did not want the mother of the future king having a child with his son. He says Diana's body was embalmed to cover up evidence she was expecting a baby.

Diana's note to Burrell is seen by conspiracy theorists as evidence that her death was not an accident as the authorities have ruled.

Major investigations by British and French police have both concluded that the couple died because their chauffeur Henri Paul was drunk and driving too fast.

In the letter, Diana writes that the alleged murder plot would involve "brake failure and serious head injury".

This would allow Charles to marry Tiggy Legge-Bourke, the former nanny of couple's sons Princes William and Harry, the note continued, adding "Camilla is nothing but a decoy."

In fact, Charles married his long-term lover Camilla Parker Bowles in 2005.

Earlier this week, the inquest heard from Diana's close confidante Lucia Flecha de Lima, wife to the then Brazilian ambassador in London, who rejected suggestions the princess feared Charles was planning a car accident.

"I still don't believe she was fearing for her life, especially from Prince Charles, the future king of your country" she said.

Diana had more reason to fear that malevolent egotistical Nazi tyrant Tony Blair than her spineless wimp of an ex-husband and his foreign father.

Terry Kelly Being Driven Into An Earlier Grave?

"[C]ertain people working with Terry Kelly continue to be very worried by the weight he is carrying. Some have commented that he must be putting his health in serious danger. At this rate the Lib Dem group could go into the next council elections as the second largest party and the Tories as the official opposition."

Source: Right For Scotland

Could comfort eating caused by a combination of scandals surrounding his boss Wendy Alexander and his colleague Tommy Williams, daughter Rayleen's defeat at the polls earlier this year and over a year of abuse from other Terry Watchers and myself be driving the infamous 'heavyweight' of Scottish local government politics to an early grave?

The BNP Implodes!

Tim Roll-Pickering charts the self-destruction of New Labour-lite

Another Traitor

McTraitor

An Ode To Comrade Gordon McStalin Brown

An acoustic arrangement or "Just Like You" by Three Days Grace

I Loath David Beckham

I've just sent this letter to the Western Mail newspaper:

SIR – Keith Towler undermined his own argument when he cited David Beckham as a suitable role model for children ahead of eminently more qualified, homegrown heroes such as Joe Calzage and Ryan Giggs. The former is a vain, over-paid and over-rated under-achiever who not only revels in his own ignorance, but also has still not denied that he has been unfaithful to his equally loathsome wife.

The latter two are not only talented and often underrated; they are also hard grafters who have earned their honours and riches through dedication and personal sacrifice despite persistent recurring injuries. Their private lives are also to be commended for rarely being the subject of controversy.

Calzage and Giggs are welcome throwbacks to the noble, honourable sporting heroes of old, whereas Beckham, along with Tony Blair, David Cameron and Jade Goody, is a personification of the triumph of style over substance in today’s Britain.

BREAKING NEWS?: Has Terry Kelly Resigned As Wendy Alexander's Election Agent

Cllr Terry Kelly

According to El Tel, he is no longer or has never been Wendy Alexander's election agent. This means that either he lied about being her agent from the start or far more like, El Tel has seen the writing on the wall for Wendy and decided to abandon ship to his own skin by resigning. Whether it is a smart move and/or cowardly act on his part, our hero hasn't exactly covered himself in glory during this ignominious episode for Scottish politics.

Teflon Terry?

Sometimes I get the feeling that my fellow Terry Watchers and I may have underestimated the mental abilities of our fat friend. While his supposedly 'smarter' associates are under investigation by the fuzz for there finances, El Tel is still siting pretty. Could it be that our hero is lulling us into a false sense of security by only pretending to be totally crass and utterly retarded? Have we fallen into the trap of underestimating an evil genius?!?

Gerrard latest Liverpool player to be burgled

LONDON (Reuters) - Liverpool and England midfielder Steven Gerrard suffered a burglary at his home while he was playing in a Champions League game in France on Tuesday night, a police source said.

He is the latest Liverpool player to be burgled while playing a match for his club.
Gerrard's wife Alex Curran was in the house at the time.

Merseyside Police would not confirm it was Gerrard's house, but said they were investigating a confrontational burglary in Formby, Merseyside.

"Officers were called to a house at about 9:30 p.m. last night following a call from a female resident that four men had broken into the house and stolen items of jewellery," a police spokeswoman said on Wednesday.

Curran and another woman, who was in the house at the time, were shaken by the incident, but were not injured.

The men, who were unarmed, wore hoods and balaclavas, the spokeswoman added. It is not clear how they broke in.

Gerrard, who captains Liverpool, was helping his team to a 4-0 victory against Olympique Marseille, a win which secured the club's passage into the last 16 of the Champions League.

Earlier this year, the home of Liverpool's goalkeeper Pepe Reina was burgled as he helped the club reach last season's Champions League final.

Team mates Jerzy Dudek, Daniel Agger, Peter Crouch and Florent Sinama-Pongolle, as well as Everton's Andy van der Meyde, were all burgled last year.

Last month, striker Dirk Kuyt suffered a break in at his luxury home in Woolton while he was on international duty with the Dutch team.

(Reporting by Avril Ormsby; Editing by Tim Castle)

LOL! I HATE Liverpool F.C!!!

Happy Birthday Terry

Cllr Terry Kelly

I know it's a bit late (I've been away on business), but I would just like to wish my pet socialist Councillor Terry Kelly a happy 59th birthday. Whatever his faults (and there are many), one thing can be mentioned in his favour, without him the world would be a less humourous (though smarter) place to live in everyday.

Gormless George Galloway Is A Liar

If you are reading this George, I dare you to sue me. I beat you once and I'll beat you again.

Gordon Brown's General Election Battleplan Revealed

Quote of the Day 6.12.2007

"That Christianity has a pre-eminent position in British life in comparison to other religions is not wrong. It is not a case of equality. Of course, the practice of all religions should be free, fair and equal, but that Christianity is pre-eminent is not through any attack on equality; it is an acknowledgment of its role in creating the tolerant, free and democratic society that we all enjoy. If we lose that, will it damage the Church and affect the faith of millions in Jesus Christ as Lord and saviour? No, it will not. The nation, however, would lose far more in terms of what the Christian faith can contribute to the life of the nation, to its civic society, its voluntary groups, or anything else. The Church does not need contemporary Britain, but does contemporary Britain need the Church? You bet it does." - Alistair Burt MP

Paramount Reveals The Villians For The Next Star Trek Movie

The Euroborg

The Clarity Of George Galloway

This says it all really

The Terry Kelly Paradox

Cllr Terry Kelly

If Gordon Brown is "a gut socialist" as tubby claims then how come the Lord Gord has proven himself to be a gutless coward over the past 13 years by refusing to challenge Adolf Blair for the Labour leadership and thus the premiership itself and postponing the next general election?

Nintendo Wii grasses up cheating wife

A US soldier discovered his missus had been playing away at home after spotting a suspicious "Mii" on his Nintendo Wii, the Evening Standard reports.

The man, known only as Tony, returned from a year in Iraq to reports from chums that his wife had been cheating on him. He'd had the Wii for company while on service in Iraq, but had mailed it back to the States prior to his return.

His other half claimed she'd only kissed the suspect, a professional bowler, once, but the Wii said otherwise. Tony emailed a Nintendo messageboard admitting he'd was "confused about his wife's denials of any indiscretion".

However, he continued: "All that changed when I plug in my Nintendo Wii for some Wii Sports. I flip through the Wii menu and visit the Mii channel so I can peruse the many friends that I have created with the guys that I played with in Iraq. As I go through the characters I see there is a Mii that I have not created."

Tony concluded: "I went into the Wii message board and click on the calendar option. Through this menu I was able to identify the many nights my wife's Mii and this other Mii character played Wii bowling."

And for good measure, the offending Mii was apparently "strikingly similar" to the bowling philanderer.

The end result? "Tony has separated from his wife and filed for divorce," the Standard notes.

I've Seen The Future

The future is bright, but not for Wendy and her Terry's Chocolate Orange

Which Is More Intelligent?

Please post your answers in the comments section

The She-Terry

The ever-brilliant Right For Scotland has drawn my attention to another Scottish Labour Councillor with a brain capacity that an imbecile would have good reason to mock. Today's favourite pond life blog belongs to Edinburgh Councillor Kezia Dugdale. Cllr Dugdale has a hell of a task on her hands trying to replace Cllr Terry Kelly in my affections as my favourite dumb animal, but according to RfS, she is well qualified in the field of professional idiocy that Cllr Kelly effortlessly excels in with his socialist sermons.

P.S. On the subject of RfS, I'm really enjoying the way he has ripped into Scottish Labour and it's leader/El Tel and McStalin's glove puppet Wendy Alexander recently. Go read his stuff asap!

George Galloway Gets Tourettes Part Two

"I salute your courage, your strength, your indefatigability."

George Galloway Gets Tourettes

LOL!!!

Sex Education: Olympic-Style

I love Kurt Angle!

Quote of the Day 3.12.2007

"From a personal point of view, I loathe thought fascism, and that is what David Cameron - and, of course, Mercer's critics on the Left - was exercising.

Mercer commented on something he had observed during his years in the military. There are slackers of every description in just about every area of human life. Mercer noted that often slackers in the Army, who are black, themselves play the race card by claiming to be victimised when they're just lazy. Whites use different excuses for laziness.

If Mr Mercer were indeed that over-used, all-controlling word "racist", would so many black men who had served under him come forward so quickly to his defence?

Cameron mishandled that and played right into the hands of Blair & Cie." - verity on Iain Dale's Diary

Now The PC Cunts Want To Butcher The National Anthem In The Name Of Left-Wing "Progress"

Some of the words of the national anthem are not "inclusive" and might need replacing, the ex-minister leading a citizenship review for Gordon Brown has suggested.

Former attorney general Lord Goldsmith said there was a problem with later verses of God Save the Queen and that some people were arguing for a change.

"There's some problem with part of it absolutely," he told Sky News.

"Part of it is not actually that inclusive but that's if you go onto the later verses. Some people have suggested we might think about whether there are different words that might be put in place which would be more inclusive."

Lord Goldsmith, who quit the Government when Tony Blair left office in June, said strong feelings about national symbols had to be taken into account.

Welsh Labour MP Ian Lucas is leading a campaign to include the principality's Red Dragon in the Union Flag to represent its "true place in the Union".

Asked if he backed the proposal, Lord Goldsmith said: "Well I think the Union Jack is understood and there's enough there but it's absolutely right, if there's a strong view about all these different symbols of nationality then they are things that we ought to know about."

He also spoke about the search for the British "statement of values" being sought by the Prime Minister - although he said some reports it should be as short as five words were optimistic.

In a package of constitutional reforms published in July, Mr Brown called for a citizen's summit to draw up a British statement of values, which would be "a living statement of rights and responsibilities for the British people"

The document - which is expected to be significantly longer than the proposed motto - would feed into a possible new British Bill of Rights.

EVIL Bitch

Harriet Harperson

Great News From The Fifth Reich

"IT'S NOT FAIR!!! I want a recount and my mommy!!!"

Fascist Cunt & Fuhrer Hugo "Chavez" Hitler is defeated in 'reform' vote

He's Back And Burning As Bright As Ever

Kenta Kobashi - The Cure For Cancer

One of the greatest professional wrestlers ever Kenta Kobashi made his return to the ring yesterday after being out of action for over eighteen months due to the effects of his operation in the summer of 2006 for cancer of the kidney.

KOBASHI-SAN IS INDOMITABLE!!!

Quote of the Day 30.11.2007

"As you are no doubt aware, the Millicunt has summoned the Sudanese ambassador to express his concern in the strongest terms over the jailing of Gillian Gibbons.

But did he really use the strongest terms?

At no point will he have used the word fucktard, at no point will he have inserted the phrase despotic hate-filled cuntjunta, at no point will he have told the ambassador to go fuck himself, at no point will he have smacked his fuckwit face into the teak tables with a sledgehammer. Therefore I imagine that the strongest terms have not been used.

Instead it has been one long round of Ferrero Roche and brandies on the fucking golf course." - Ranting Guttersnipe

This Woman Is A Fascist!

"I'm a feminazi!"

Those of you who have not yet read the notorious Rose Hill, Oxfordshire Councillor Antonia Bance's blog should do so immediately in order to witness how hypocritical and intolerant the Hard Left are in this country. Cllr Bance proclaims to be a democrat who listens to the concerns of others, yet seems to think that "Freedom of speech doesn't mean a right to speak". Anyone who exposes her fascist hypocrisy on her blog gets their comments either censored or deleted. As bad as he is at withholding people's comments from publication, not even the infamous Cllr Terry Kelly is as blatant at trying to shutdown debate and personal criticism as Cllr Bance.

Cllr Bance believes in that only those that share her views should be allowed to express themselves, that men are to vigorously persecuted by the all-power tin-god called the 'State' and that this artificial creature has a right to oppress people in the pursuit of a fantasy land that will never come to be in this realm of reality that we all live in everyday.

The Curse Of Terry

Has anyone else noticed that whenever everyone's favourite great white dope Terry Kelly predicts a football or rugby team to win a match, that team mysteriously goes on to lose?!? Is El Tel the Scottish Lembit Opik?!?!?

Terry Kelly Facts Part Three

• Terry Kelly was dubbed "The Great White Dope" after he agreed to box Muhammad Ali. Ali KO'd Terry in Round 14.
• Heroin was nicknamed "dope" in honour of Terry Kelly

A National Disgrace!!!

In the name of God, Alistair Darling should go and go now!!!

Words do not convey the seething rage I'm in at the moment over the Nulab scum and the civil service lapdogs losing confidential personal and financial information about 25 million people (including my 10-year-old brother) in the bloody post. I'm also in a foul mood over the cruel and callous 'birth plan' of a local authority who plan to legal abduction a 22-year-old expectant mother's unborn child on the basis of the mother self-harming herself as a child.

Between these two episodes and my attempts to get to grips with my duties and responsibilities at my current work placement, I've fried my brain! Rest assured though, someone is going to get a piece of my mind in the very near future because I am sick to death of living in this Godforsaken country (or should that be 'cuntry') because of the left-wing cunts who are supposed to be running it (or more like fucking it up on purpose because they can).

Has Alex Hilton Got A Death Wish?!?

You would have thought that after wrongly claiming that St. Margaret had died that Labour blogger Alex "Recess Monkey" Hilton would have shut up and kept a very low profile; sadly this is not the case. Monkey Boy Hilton has now taking up the pastime of stalking and making false allegations Conservative MP Nadine Dorris' daughters on Facebook.

Here's a little piece of advice for you Monkey Boy, stop looking for trouble otherwise someone that you've upset with your little antics will one day chew you up and spit you back out like a discarded piece of chewing gum. Got the message now you creepy little liar and cuntfaced monkey shithead?

The Queen marks 60 years of marriage

LONDON (Reuters) - The Queen, the first reigning monarch to celebrate a diamond wedding anniversary, marked the milestone on Monday with a service of thanksgiving alongside Prince Philip.

The royal octogenarians, whose family have been buffeted by a string of scandals, divorces and tragedy, retraced their steps up the aisle of Westminster Abbey to hail 60 years of marriage.

The family's German relations were not invited to their 1947 wedding because of strong anti-German feeling after World War Two. This time they were on the guest list.

The 2,000-strong congregation included playwright Tom Stoppard and opera singer Joan Sutherland, as well as four other couples also celebrating diamond wedding anniversaries.

The service was staged the day before the actual anniversary -- November 20. On Tuesday, the royal couple will mark the day by flying to the Mediterranean island of Malta where Prince Philip was serving as a naval officer at the time of their marriage.

The wedding of the Queen, who had been in love with Philip since she was a child, offered a rare burst of colour and pageantry in an austere post-war world of rationing and shortages in Britain.

On her wedding day, the 21-year-old princess wore an ivory silk Norman Hartnell gown decorated with 10,000 seed pearls.

PARTNERSHIP FOR LIFE

In sharp contrast to their own marriage, three of the royal couple's four children have divorced.
Prince Andrew said in an interview last week that his own divorce from Sarah Ferguson had disappointed his parents who firmly believe in the "old-fashioned idea" that marriage is a partnership for life.

The 81-year-old monarch and her 86-year-old husband were greeted at the doors of Westminster Abbey by a fanfare of trumpets. Five choristers who sang at their wedding as schoolboys carried candles in the anniversary procession.

Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams, spiritual head of the world's 77 million Anglicans, praised the royal marriage as a faithful and creative partnership lived "in the full light of publicity."

"We are probably more aware than ever these days of the pressures this brings and the costs it involves," he said.

"Before we complain too loudly about a world of disposable relationships and short-term policies, a world of fracturing and insecure international bonds and the decline of trust, we should remember today that we have cause for thanksgiving."

Among those who gave readings was Oscar-winning actress Judi Dench, who recited a poem by Poet Laureate Andrew Motion, and Prince William.

John "Bradshaw" Layfield - A Class Act

A fight broke out backstage last night in Wichita, Kansas after SmackDown! was taped. After the show was over, JBL gathered a number of WWE superstars together, including John Morrison, The Miz, MVP, CM Punk, and Matt Hardy.

JBL berated Miz and Morrison for their color commentary work on ECW. JBL was furious that the two made Punk look bad with their commentary. They were heels and were supposed to criticize Punk in a heel way, but JBL felt they went too far with it. JBL then yelled at them for their ring work during their match with MVP & Matt Hardy. JBL told Miz & Morrizon to apologize to Punk, MVP & Hardy for making all 3 of them look bad.

The Miz apologized, but Morrison told JBL “F*** you, it's none of your business”. He then said he would appoligize to Punk, Hardy & MVP, but not because JBL told him to.

The confronation went back and forth until Morrison shoved JBL. Several agents broke up the dispute before it got further than a shove.

Bravo to JBL for standing up for three of WWE's brightest hopes. Morrison on the other hand is an arrogant cunt.

It's True! It's Damn True!

Wanna Firebomb That Cunt Blair?

If like others and myself, you hate that Nazi cunt and Britain's ex-Fuhrer Tony "Adolf" Blair and wish to do him harm for turning this country into a fascist state, feel free to send your petrol bomb, powdered Anthrax and other explosive parcels to the following address:

The Office of Tony Blair

P.O. Box 60519

London

W2 7JU

United Kingdom

DISCLAIMER: This blog and I cannot endorse the firebombing of or sending of Anthrax and other explosive devices or miniature WMDs to Herr Blair for legal reasons and cannot be held responsible for the actions of those who decide to do the world a favour by harming or killing that Nazi cunt, his freeloader wife and their cretinous stooges. If you do decide to terminate Blair using these or other methods though, may you be blessed with good fortune in your mission.

I'm Banning The C-Word From This Blog

No, not 'cunt', but 'Christmas'. I can't stand it!!!

Someone Hand Me My Gun?

Santas warned 'ho ho ho' offensive to women

SYDNEY (AFP) - Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.

Sydney's Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say "ha ha ha" instead, the Daily Telegraph reported.

One disgruntled Santa told the newspaper a recruitment firm warned him not to use "ho ho ho" because it could frighten children and was too close to "ho", a US slang term for prostitute.

"Gimme a break," said Julie Gale, who runs the campaign against sexualising children called Kids Free 2B Kids.

"We are talking about little kids who do not understand that "ho, ho, ho" has any other connotation and nor should they," she told the Telegraph.
"Leave Santa alone."

A local spokesman for the US-based Westaff recruitment firm said it was "misleading" to say the company had banned Santa's traditional greeting and it was being left up to the discretion of the individual Santa himself.

Death to the PC brigade!!!

We Still Miss You Eddie

Eddie Guerrero: Ocotber 9, 1967 - November 13, 2005

Quote of the Day 13.12.2007

"I do NOT tolerate political-correctness and moral relativity when I discuss ideas that actually have to do with making life work; in my opinion, these are the two gravest dangers mankind faces today. There is a radical over-sensitivity today to the use of certain words and what "concepts" those words actually mean and represent. I don't pay attention to that sensitivity. I believe words mean things and I don't compromise what their meanings are. I do not pull my verbal, worded punches when I opine on ideas and issues." - "Ultimate" Warrior

Chris Huhne To Be The Next Liberal Democrats Leader

According to a reliable source

Blunkett attacks pupil fines plan

Former Education Secretary David Blunkett has ridiculed proposals to fine teenagers who fail to stay in education or training until the age of 18.

A new Education and Skills Bill, confirmed in the Queen's Speech on Tuesday, will require children to stay in education until the age of 18.

Teenagers who refuse to stay on face spot fines of £50 or court fines of £200. Parents could also be fined.

"I'm against the idea... that deeply damaged young men and women could somehow be fined and it would make them go into education or training. I think it's cloud-cuckoo land," Mr Blunkett told BBC Radio 4's Any Questions.

Mr Blunkett, who was education secretary from 1997 to 2001, said he agreed that education or training should continue to the age of 18 but said fines for those who do not comply would be misguided.

He said it was important to work with young teenagers who truant because they feel alienated and offer them one day a week in college or work.

Those aged 16 and 17 should be offered the chance to volunteer and engage in projects which have "nothing to do with traditional college courses", he added.

For once, I have to agree with the blind pervert. Besides, it will most likely be the parents of these children who will end up paying their children's fines for them.

Quote of the Day 10.11.2007

"Sometimes I think Mrs Thatcher is a nice kind sort of woman. Then the next day I see her on television and she frightens me rigid. She has got eyes like a psychotic killer, but a voice like a gentle person. It is a bit confusing." - Adrian Mole (or was it Johann Hari or Paul Burgin?!?)

Sounds like my kind of politican; she is one of us! Bobby Lashley take note; this is how a soft-spoken person intimidates others.

Quote of the Day 8.11.2007

"He would laugh at a burning orphanage" - the ever-tasteful Cllr Terry Kelly about the right-wing Scottish blogger Right For Scotland

To think that El Tel banned me from his blog for making a joke about him playing a part in Madeleine McCann's disappearance.

Besides, didn't Terry himself claim that he doesn't do insults?

Strange But True

In spite of his growing infamy and prior dealings with the Standards Commission for Scotland, the notorious Cllr Terry Kelly has yet to be mentioned in the "Rotten Boroughs" section of Ian Hislop's satirical rag Private Eye.

Terry Kelly - The Perverts' Friend

And to think that the fat bastard inferred that Right For Scotland and myself are paedophiles

Bathturds?!?

The current Facebook profile photograph of an acquaintance of mine (who just happens to hate my guts) reminds me of the former ECW World Champion Bobby "Bathturd" Lashley's entrance pose. Normally, I wouldn't bother posting about something as trival as people posing in front of cameras, but for some months, Bobby Lashley has reminded of this acquaintance in three ways. Firstly, there are both soft spoken individuals. Secondly, they both lack a personality (no doubt because of their soft spoken natures), and finally, for reasons that elude me completely, I mark out like a schoolgirl for these two. I call this the Batista Effect, after another prowrestler called Dave Batista.

The Batista Effect is when you admire, care about, cheer for and love someone or something in spite of their obvious flaws. It is well known that Batista can't cut a decent interview to save his life, nor is his even a good wrestler, yet people still go ape shit for this guy because he possesses some kind of intangible character trait that enables you to look past his many failings. Batista has it, so does Hulk Hogan, but John Cena doesn't. Lashley and my acquaintance definitely have it, which why I can look past Lashley's lisping mic skills and my acquaintance's mean-spirited bitching about people she doesn't like behind their backs.

Perhaps Lashley and my acquaintance are distant family relations?

Baa Baa David Lammy

David Lammy MP, Minister for Skills

Baa Baa David Lammy, have you any skills?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full,

Two for the Clunking Fist and one for his drones,

But none for the people who live across the land

Something David Lammy & I Have In Common

We both hate George Galloway

Terry Kelly - The Early Years

Have you ever wanted to know what everyone's favourite socialist got up to before he became a local councillor? Well now you can!

How Was It For You Darling?

The feedback that I have received for Thursday night has been very positive thus far. Edwina Currie is a fan of mine (despite telling me that I look like a funeral director). Friends and acquaintances have also been very complementary. However, I would be genuinely interested in the opinions of this blog's readers as well, so if you have to make a comment about yours truly on Question Time, whether it be good or bad, please feel free to express yourselves.

BREAKING NEWS: C4' On BBC One's Question Time Tomorrow Night

Yours truly will have the opportunity to grill the Minister for Skills David Lammy MP, Edwina Currie, Leanne Wood AM and the former Metropolitan Police Commander Brian Paddick.

Shameless Labour's Lies About English Devolution

The Labour party have some bloody nerve claiming that Sir Malcolm Rifkind's proposal for an English Grand Committee to prevent Scottish and Welsh MPs at Westminster voting on measures concerning only England would make Scottish and Welsh MPs second class members of Parliament and lead to the break up of the United Kingdom.

Firstly of all, English MPs are already second class members of the House because they can vote on measures specially concerning only Scotland and Wales because these powers have already been devolved to MSPs and AMs in Hollyrood and Cardiff Bay, yet Scottish MPs such as Gordon McStalin himself are presently allowed to vote on issues that solely concern England.

Finally and most importantly of all, if the Union does break-up, it will not be because David Cameron might adopt Rifkind's proposal if he won the next General Election because the dissolution horse has already bolted from the stable back in 1997. Who was responsible for that? Yes, McStalin, Labour, the Liberal Democrats and the Separatists. If these interests were so concerned about the future of the U.K. they should have given more careful consideration of their original proposals for Celtic devolution.

Far from causing the break-up of the U.K., the Rifkind plan is only a symptom of the botched job the left did with the original devolution process. The original devolution proposals were never about devolving power to the peoples of Scotland and Wales, they were about preventing future Conservative governments in Westminster from exercise executive and legislative power in Labour's Celtic heartlands, while also blunting the appeal of the equally left-wing separatists at the ballot box. Far from causing the break-up of the U.K., the Rifkind plan might actually save the Union by both addressing English grievances of Labour's Celtic overlordship while creating a truly federal United Kingdom in line with the devolution models of other Anglosphere nations in North America and the South-West Pacific.

The Daily Brute

Another day, another great libertarian blog burst onto the scene. Today's blog of choice is The Daily Brute by The Creator. Whether The Creator actually is God is debatable, but there can no doubt about his ability to expose socialists for the shameless shysters that they truly are with regular and vigorous doses of insults and common sense. Even the People's Retard Terry Kelly gets a thorough roasting with some satisfyingly rude remarks such as "Pig-shit ignorant" and "irredeemably thick".

The Daily Brute is a quality read and a worthy addition to any blogroll.

MP's Expenses 2006/7 [A Very Long & Boring Post]

The full list, from highest figure to lowest, of expenses and allowances claimed by MPs in the year 2006/7.

Malik, Shahid £185,421

Byrne, Liam £178,116

Ryan, Joan £173,691

Norris, Dan £172,733

Farron, Tim £172,327

Doran, Frank £171,836

MacNeil, Angus £169,971

Levitt, Tom £168,660

Salmond, Alex £166,814

Mundell, David £166,598

Joyce, Eric £164,180

Gwynne, Andrew £164,110

Devine, Jim £163,402

McDonagh, Siobhain £163,226

Hesford, Stephen £162,850

Johnson, Diana R £162,584

Milburn, Alan £160,888

Taylor, Matthew £160,831

Gardiner, Barry £160,464

Rogerson, Dan £160,440

George, Andrew £160,379

Flello, Robert £159,548

Sarwar, Mohammad £159,341

Taylor, Dari £159,178

Willis, Phil £159,147

Reed, Jamie £159,088

Bruce, Malcolm £158,580

Robertson, Angus £158,151

Grogan, John £158,013

Connarty, Michael £157,769

Donohoe, Brian H. £157,663

Butler, Dawn £157,311

Carmichael, Alistair £157,184

Alexander, Danny £157,153

Balls, Ed £157,076

Woolas, Phil £157,062

Wright, Iain £156,975

Atkins, Charlotte £156,908

Gilroy, Linda £156,846

Clark, Katy £156,767

Moran, Margaret £156,652

Munn, Meg £156,462

Anderson, Janet £155,610

Kumar, Ashok £155,572

McCarthy, Kerry £155,487

Holmes, Paul £155,429

Hamilton, Fabian £155,346

Hodgson, Sharon £155,222

Irranca-Davies, Huw £155,115

Begg, Anne £154,230

Griffiths, Nigel £154,182

Bayley, Hugh £154,061

Rosindell, Andrew £153,901

Younger-Ross, Richard £153,888

Harris, Tom £153,862

Ellman, Louise £153,637

Campbell, Alan £153,621

McKenna, Rosemary £153,608

Brown, Russell £153,561

Rowen, Paul £153,338

Cummings, John £153,319

Blears, Hazel £153,225

Mountford, Kali £153,034

Roy, Frank £152,997

Spink, Bob £152,938

Smith, Jacqui £152,683

Wallace, Ben £152,251

Wood, Mike £151,941

McFall, John £151,852

Pritchard, Mark £151,724

Mulholland, Greg £151,647

Dodds, Nigel £151,412

Watson, Tom £151,388

Anderson, David £151,353

Moore, Michael 51,295

Sheridan, Jim £151,272

Banks, Gordon £151,260

Hughes, Beverley £151,130

Lamb, Norman £150,908

Borrow, David S £150,856

Austin, Ian £150,722

Cooper, Yvette £150,658

Healey, John £150,551

Smith, Angela C. £150,549

Meale, Alan £150,338

Donaldson, Jeffrey M. £150,215

Hall, Mike £150,170

Godsiff, Roger £150,059

Jones, Kevan £149,713

Turner, Neil £149,337

Heppell, John £149,302

Williams, Hywel £149,278

Cryer, Ann £149,195

Robertson, Laurence £149,188

Farrelly, Paul £149,167

Wilshire, David £149,153

McGovern, Jim £149,098

Bacon, Richard £148,985

Goldsworthy, Julia £148,978

Steen, Anthony 148,885

Simpson, Alan £148,850

Smith, Geraldine £148,849

Goodman, Helen £148,847

O'Brien, Stephen £148,831

Pope, Greg £148,800

Allen, Graham £148,741

Davidson, Ian £148,678

Mahmood, Khalid £148,666

McLoughlin, Patrick £148,662

Betts, Clive £148,545

Yeo, Tim £148,496

Sanders, Adrian £148,476

Burden, Richard £148,447

Ruane, Chris £148,336

Vaz, Keith £148,235

Jones, Helen £148,151

Sutcliffe, Gerry £148,111

Purnell, James £148,064

Davies, Philip £148,060

Harris, Evan £147,916

Brown, Nicholas £147,797

Rennie, Willie £147,685

Hunter, Mark £147,653

Riordan, Mrs Linda £147,613

Robertson, John £147,599

MacShane, Denis £147,572

Herbert, Mr Nick £147,449

Maclean, David £147,417

Smith, Sir Robert £147,388

Leech, John £147,342

Griffith, Nia £147,298

Barlow, Celia £147,187

Cousins, Jim £147,154

Wishart, Pete £147,142

Murphy, Jim £147,121

Letwin, Oliver £147,084

Etherington, Bill £146,915

Ward, Claire £146,809

Jones, Lynne £146,793

Baird, Vera £146,772

Laws, David £146,770

McGuire, Anne £146,705

Miller, Andrew £146,621

Wareing, Robert N. £146,319

Hodge, Margaret £146,301

Clelland, David £146,282

Henderson, Doug £146,269

Chapman, Ben £146,202

Osborne, George £146,158

Smith, Andrew £146,125

Paterson, Owen £146,105

Clegg, Nick £146,022

Murphy, Denis £146,020

Vis, Rudi £145,986

Kirkbride, Julie £145,957

Price, Adam £145,929

Moffatt, Laura £145,846

Burgon, Colin £145,819

McAvoy, Thomas £145,770

Harvey, Nick £145,767

McDonnell, Alasdair £145,728

Soulsby, Sir Peter £145,687

Plaskitt, James £145,657

Taylor, David £145,598

Ussher, Kitty £145,562

Hoyle, Lindsay £145,515

Simon, Sion £145,444

Seabeck, Alison £145,390

McCafferty, Chris £145,345

Mann, John £145,273

Hope, Phil £145,239

Lazarowicz, Mark £145,184

Dismore, Andrew £145,146

Crausby, David £145,034

Blackman, Liz £145,000

Merron, Gillian £144,914

Cawsey, Ian £144,913

Palmer, Nick £144,790

Mercer, Patrick £144,667

Francis, Hywel £144,597

Barrett, John £144,427

Cooper, Rosie £144,358

Keetch, Paul £144,341

Snelgrove, Anne £144,330

Goodwill, Robert £144,282

Streeter, Gary £144,275

Clarke, Tom £144,246

O'Hara, Edward £144,241

Waltho, Lynda £144,230

Stewart, Ian £144,222

Sheerman, Barry £144,181

Webb, Steve £144,175

Campbell, Ronnie £144,156

Heald, Oliver £144,115

Engel, Natascha £144,099

Mitchell, Andrew £143,965

Blizzard, Bob £143,888

Robinson, Peter £143,856

Duddridge, James £143,809

Lewis, Ivan £143,719

Clifton-Brown, Geoffrey £143,498

Coffey, Ann £143,439

Naysmith, Doug £143,415

Cameron, David £143,385

David, Wayne £143,326

Singh, Marsha £143,295

Cox, Geoffrey £143,262

Browne, Jeremy £143,176

Clarke, Charles £143,137

Blunkett, David £143,111

Stuart, Graham £143,071

Primarolo, Dawn £143,034

Curtis-Thomas, Claire £143,016

Mole, Chris £143,003

Llwyd, Elfyn £142,999

Kemp, Fraser £142,899

Wright, Anthony £142,847

Campbell, Sir Menzies £142,810

Russell, Christine £142,785

Lilley, Peter £142,754

Barron, Kevin £142,703

Gidley, Sandra £142,643

Hosie, Stewart £142,628

Reed, Andy £142,544

Baker, Norman £142,504

Willetts, David £142,491

Todd, Mark £142,405

Kilfoyle, Peter £142,401

Touhig, Don £142,385

Heyes, David £142,365

Garnier, Edward £142,346

Fox, Liam £142,339

Baron, John £142,300

Battle, John £142,298

Mitchell, Austin £142,287

Penning, Mike £142,237

Hayes, John £142,163

Dhanda, Parmjit £142,118

Willott, Jenny £142,080

Hain, Peter £142,012

Grayling, Chris £141,997

Foster, Michael £141,990

McCartney, Ian £141,883

McGuinness, Martin £141,790

Duncan, Alan £141,771

Truswell, Paul £141,740

Newmark, Brooks £141,673

Lloyd, Tony £141,651

Trickett, Jon £141,647

Starkey, Phyllis £141,541

Moon, Madeleine £141,517

Foster, Don £141,447

Oaten, Mark £141,435

Swinson, Jo £141,392

Browning, Angela £141,381

Thornberry, Emily £141,358

Gillan, Cheryl £141,349

Ancram, Michael £141,297

Simpson, Keith £141,234

Atkinson, Peter £140,949

Mudie, George £140,930

Conway, Derek £140,916

Burt, Lorely £140,904

Bryant, Chris £140,863

Durkan, Mark £140,859

Swire, Hugo £140,786

Burt, Alistair £140,778

Davies, Quentin £140,733

Bone, Peter £140,705

Weir, Mike £140,681

Rammell, Bill £140,556

Chaytor, David £140,548

Jenkin, Bernard £140,494

Crabb, Stephen £140,462

Dorries, Nadine £140,383

Denham, John £140,375

Loughton, Tim £140,352

McCabe, Stephen £140,352

Gray, James £140,290

Cormack, Sir Patrick £140,245

Love, Andy £140,213

Hanson, David £140,206

Walley, Joan £140,133

Flynn, Paul £140,014

Wills, Michael £139,986

Lancaster, Mark £139,928

Wyatt, Derek £139,838

Keeble, Sally £139,735

Kawczynski, Daniel £139,693

Simmonds, Mark £139,664

Gibb, Nick £139,611

Hepburn, Stephen £139,587

McGrady, Eddie £139,459

Berry, Roger £139,412

Wilson, Sammy £139,371

Creagh, Mary £139,275

Tyrie, Andrew £139,270

Paice, James £139,191

McIsaac, Shona £139,169

McCarthy-Fry, Sarah £139,158

Eagle, Maria £139,067

Hoban, Mark £138,906

Huhne, Chris £138,831

Carswell, Douglas £138,805

Tapsell, Sir Peter £138,752

Humble, Joan £138,728

Arbuthnot, James £138,677

Hendry, Charles £138,655

Holloway, Adam £138,649

Challen, Colin £138,579

Shaw, Jonathan £138,441

Chope, Christopher £138,436

Kidney, David £138,399

Taylor, Ian £138,270

Foster, Michael Jabez £138,223

Harper, Mark £138,214

Williams, Mark £138,114

Caborn, Richard £138,014

Moss, Malcolm £137,983

Knight, Jim £137,970

Horwood, Martin £137,882

Illsley, Eric £137,791

Amess, David £137,781

Strang, Gavin £137,769

Michael, Alun £137,764

Gove, Michael £137,733

Bailey, Adrian £137,658

Selous, Andrew £137,655

Hewitt, Patricia £137,537

Wiggin, Bill £137,472

Kennedy, Jane £137,438

Hutton, John £137,381

Browne, Des £137,346

Miller, Maria £137,318

Gapes, Mike £137,220

Penrose, John £137,195

Williams, Stephen £137,109

Blunt, Crispin £137,071

Ruffley, David £136,963

Havard, Dai £136,866

Darling, Alistair £136,854

McFadden, Pat £136,834

Winterton, Rosie £136,803

Cohen, Harry £136,679

Hermon, Lady Sylvia £136,651

Jack, Michael £136,591

James, Sian C. £136,547

Vaizey, Edward £136,501

Paisley, Ian £136,498

Moffat, Anne £136,483

Morley, Elliot £136,478

Viggers, Peter £136,414

Clwyd, Ann £136,395

Wright, Jeremy £136,344

Hague, William £136,335

Russell, Bob £136,185

Beith, Alan £136,172

Keeley, Barbara £136,118

Field, Frank £136,092

Evans, Nigel £136,090

Flint, Caroline £136,005

Green, Damian £135,933

Meacher, Michael £135,806

Kennedy, Charles £135,769

O'Brien, Mike £135,754

Lansley, Andrew £135,706

Barker, Gregory £135,669

Brazier, Julian £135,629

Brady, Graham £135,612

Keen, Ann £135,599

Waterson, Nigel £135,541

Brown, Gordon £135,525

Fraser, Christopher £135,481

Djanogly, Jonathan £135,480

Tami, Mark £135,414

Benton, Joe £135,394

Smith, Angela E. £135,038

Keen, Alan £135,009

Murrison, Andrew £134,980

Blackman-Woods, Roberta £134,948

Gibson, Ian £134,876

Stuart, Gisela £134,870

Gildernew, Michelle £134,779

Robinson, Iris £134,592

Thurso, John £134,592

Walker, Charles £134,427

Liddell-Grainger, Ian £134,421

Short, Claire £134,408

Howarth, Gerald £134,336

Opik, Lembit £134,316

Gale, Roger £134,308

Laing, Eleanor £134,308

Johnson, Boris £134,306

Hemming, John £134,220

Pearson, Ian £134,202

Luff, Peter £134,071

Lepper, David £134,070

Heath, David £134,056

Soames, Nicholas £133,994

Clark, Paul £133,901

Davis, David £133,899

Tredinnick, David £133,743

Woodward, Shaun £133,729

Greenway, John £133,652

Reid, John £133,613

Morden, Jessica £133,592

Breed, Colin £133,501

Ottaway, Richard £133,430

Laxton, Bob £133,385

Hamilton, David £133,384

Bellingham, Henry £133,353

Byers, Stephen £133,341

Follett, Barbara £133,300

Binley, Brian £133,250

Clark, Greg £133,122

Stoate, Howard £133,062

Reid, Alan £133,049

Spelman, Caroline £132,855

Adams, Gerry £132,829

Prentice, Gordon £132,752

Walter, Robert £132,729

Williams, Roger £132,581

Brennan, Kevin £132,520

Austin, John £132,497

Whitehead, Alan £132,476

Southworth, Helen £132,427

Tipping, Paddy £132,209

Main, Anne £132,145

Morgan, Julie £132,127

Turner, Desmond £132,025

Mates, Michael £132,002

Murphy, Conor £131,921

Campbell, Gregory £131,436

Howells, Kim £131,412

Alexander, Douglas £131,383

McKechin, Ann £131,351

Martlew, Eric £131,242

Mactaggart, Fiona £131,162

Featherstone, Lynne £131,123

Bradshaw, Ben £131,118

Coaker, Vernon £131,091

Khan, Sadiq £131,047

Miliband, Edward £131,024

Hall, Patrick £130,916

Drew, David £130,782

MacKinlay, Andrew £130,645

Bell, Sir Stuart £130,395

Milton, Anne £130,354

Watkinson, Angela £130,266

MacDougall, John £130,150

Fisher, Mark £129,960

Cruddas, Jon £129,956

Goggins, Paul £129,774

Murphy, Paul £129,744

Ainger, Nick £129,677

Marshall, David £129,653

Doherty, Pat £129,556

Olner, Bill £129,504

Jones, Martyn £129,503

Lait, Jacqui £129,442

Lidington, David £129,442

Ladyman, Stephen £129,436

Turner, Andrew £129,404

Cash, William £129,400

Butterfill, Sir John £129,379

Burnham, Andy £129,289

Kaufman, Sir Gerald £129,166

Jackson, Glenda £129,111

Clappison, James £129,038

Syms, Robert £129,034

Slaughter, Andrew £128,907

Stunell, Andrew £128,663

Mackay, Andrew £128,599

Hancock, Mike £128,579

Ainsworth, Bob £128,564

Lewis, Julian £128,545

Corbyn, Jeremy £128,434

Prisk, Mark £128,376

Linton, Martin £128,363

Thomas, Gareth £128,172

Jones, David £127,979

Dobbin, Jim £127,927

Knight, Greg £127,867

Francois, Mark £127,843

Eagle, Angela £127,684

McCrea, William £127,604

Marris, Rob £127,583

Pickles, Eric £127,496

Dean, Janet £127,444

Cunningham, Tony £127,437

Mallaber, Judy £127,410

Marsden, Gordon £127,406

Cook, Frank £127,215

Howarth, George £127,073

Davey, Edward £126,983

Wright, Tony £126,875

Cairns, David £126,852

George, Bruce £126,769

Williams, Betty £126,564

Spring, Richard £126,522

Purchase, Ken £126,502

Leigh, Edward £126,494

Young, Sir George £126,458

Hunt, Jeremy £126,449

Burns, Simon £126,280

Miliband, David £126,115

Rooney, Terry £126,000

Dunwoody, Gwyneth £125,670

Salter, Martin £125,515

Brooke, Annette £125,392

Caton, Martin £125,182

Ellwood, Tobias £124,884

Buck, Karen £124,750

Prescott, John £124,696

Brake, Tom £124,384

Hendrick, Mark £124,285

Brown, Lyn £124,246

Beckett, Margaret £124,171

McDonnell, John £123,921

Hoon, Geoff £123,834

Stringer, Graham £123,829

Osborne, Sandra £123,731

Ainsworth, Peter £123,351

Bercow, John £123,269

Villiers, Theresa £123,222

Hood, Jimmy £123,173

Wilson, Rob £123,129

Hughes, Simon £123,125

Goodman, Paul £123,069

Prosser, Gwyn £122,903

Owen, Albert £122,864

Straw, Jack £122,520

Maude, Francis £122,334

Cable, Vincent £122,242

McNulty, Tony £121,984

Fabricant, Michael £121,973

Heathcoat-Amory, David £121,924

Pugh, John £121,915

Wright, David £121,886

Malins, Humfrey £121,706

McIntosh, Anne £121,686

Jenkins, Brian £121,471

Baldry, Tony £121,398

Twigg, Derek £121,381

Kelly, Ruth £121,206

Lucas, Ian £120,976

Hogg, Douglas £120,909

Lord, Sir Michael £120,814

Armstrong, Hilary £120,740

Gauke, David £120,700

Jackson, Stewart £120,589

Simpson, David £120,557

Howard, Michael £120,204

Scott, Lee £119,889

Marshall-Andrews, Robert £119,830

Grieve, Dominic £119,809

Beresford, Sir Paul £119,690

Burrowes, David £119,640

Heal, Sylvia £119,274

Efford, Clive £119,063

Pound, Stephen £118,952

Dowd, Jim £118,829

Wicks, Malcolm £118,700

Hammond, Stephen £118,501

Smith, John £118,496

Ruddock, Joan £118,425

Burstow, Paul £118,118

Hammond, Philip £118,089

Kramer, Susan £117,837

Field, Mark £117,780

Curry, David £117,752

Whittingdale, John £117,741

Harman, Harriet £117,452

Shapps, Grant £116,968

Winterton, Ann £116,786

Fallon, Michael £116,635

Dunne, Philip £116,480

Teather, Sarah £116,312

Jowell, Tessa £116,149

Vara, Shailesh £115,905

Lammy, David £115,836

Maples, John £115,520

Mullin, Chris £115,356

Abbott, Diane £115,032

Prentice, Bridget£114,997

Timms, Stephen £114,928

Clarke, Kenneth £114,806

Horam, John £114,285

Boswell, Tim£113,917

Watts, Dave £113,887

Key, Robert £113,643

Robertson, Hugh £113,597

Davies, David T. C. £113,376

Hillier, Meg £113,170

May, Theresa £113,048

Raynsford, Nick £113,020

Gummer, John £112,870

Cunningham, Jim £112,615

Haselhurst, Sir Alan £112,401

Pelling, Andrew £112,215

Rifkind, Sir Malcolm £112,122

Widdecombe, Ann £111,242

Johnson, Alan £111,021

Spicer, Sir Michael £110,930

Dobson, Frank £110,439

Fitzpatrick, Jim £110,307

Hopkins, Kelvin £110,264

Hill, Keith £109,817

Spellar, John £109,013

Hoey, Kate £108,805

Galloway, George £107,610

Gerrard, Neil £106,986

Iddon, Brian £106,819

Robathan, Andrew £106,613

Benn, Hilary £105,987

Redwood, John £105,928

Shepherd, Richard £105,293

Hurd, Nick 105,176

Bottomley, Peter £104,785

Ingram, Adam £104,667

Duncan Smith, Iain £104,339

Ennis, Jeff £104,243

Winnick, David £103,639

Clapham, Michael £102,510

Robinson, Geoffrey £102,457

Benyon, Richard £102,445

Taylor, Richard £102,225

Neill, Bob £102,155

Hands, Greg £101,383

Greening, Justine £101,345

Dorrell, Stephen £100,543

Brokenshire, James £100,210

Evennett, David £99,337

Howarth, David £98,709

Blair, Tony £97,084

Winterton, Sir Nicholas £95,949

Davies, Dai £94,940

Afriyie, Adam £94,884

Stanley, Sir John £94,856

Randall, John £93,238

Williams, Alan £92,986

Swayne, Desmond £91,737

Martin, Michael J. £82,286

Skinner, Dennis £67,891

Hollobone, Philip £44,551

How on earth were those IRA terrorist cunts Adams and McGuinness able to claim almost £275,000 between themselves when they refuse to pledge alliegence to the Queen and thus barred from sitting in the House of Commons chamber and rarely travel outside of Ulster on Parliamentary business? Those two make Tony Blair and George Galloway look like paragons of thrift and vitue in comparisson!