Tuesday, July 10, 2007

Iain Dale Has Heat With Me

He either didn't enjoy being linked with the former East German Stasi and or the story about about him having his head up Dave Cameron's backside (both of which were intended to be satirical jokes ala Private Eye).
Here is the score Mr. Dale, I trust no one and I don't carry water for other people because I prefer to think for myself. The fact that you are so touchy about my irreverence for authority figures in general (usually for good reason as history has taught us all time and time again) and my willingness to lampoon individuals and groups, whoever they are or what they may do, suggests you either take yourself faaaar too serious or that you might, might actually have something to hide.
I am an equal opportunities discriminator and I will not apologise to anyone for that, but rest assured Mr. Dale, although others and I believe that you might just be a little too sycophantic towards "Dave" the Blair-wannabe for the country's own good, I at least do have a great deal of respect and admiration for you both as a credible professional political pundit and presenter and more importantly, as a human being, even if by my own admission, I don't always show it.
Besides, if you think my comments about you are bad, you should have seen and heard some of unfair and hurtful things I have been subjected to in the past, both to my face and behind my back (particularly by the niece of former West Ham United manager, the late Ted Fenton).

Monday, July 09, 2007

My Top Five Kurt Angle Dream Match Opponents

1. Minoru Suzuki
2. Kenta Kobashi
3. Goldberg
4. Keiji Muto
5. Toshiaki Kawada

Highlights From Kurt Angle Appreciation Night

The Dual Crown Heavyweight Champion tells it as it is.

The Kurt Angle Comedy Mix

Eat your heart out Eddie Murphy!

Double Standards That Play Into The Hands Of The BNP

Here is one for the "you couldn't make it up" file. The Channel Four bigwigs have given the vile, antisocial, man-hating cunt Charley (an Afro-Caribbean) on Big Brother a warning about using the word nigger, yet weeks earlier, the channel booted fellow housemate Emily Parr (a Caucasian) off the show for using the same word (and according to the young Ms. Parr, Charley herself was also using the word during the incident). It is this sort of politically correct double standard that not only pisses me and the majority of the country off, but plays into the hands of Nazi cunts such as BNP Chairman Nick Griffin, whose ambition in life is to gas every Jew, Muslim and ethnic minority to death.
The last ten years have taught us that can't fight the fascism of the BNP, New Labour and Islamic militants with the fascism of Unite Against Fascism, RESPECT, Polly Toynbee and now Channel Four, yet there are still far too many faceless Lefties who refuse to face up to reality.
Ironically enough, Channel Four themselves will be showing the Richard Littlejohn documentary The War On Britain's Jews at 9pm tonight. During this documentary, Mr. Littlejohn makes a compelling argument about how an unholy alliance between Islamofascists such as "Captain Hook" Abu Hamza and the Left is fueling an increase of racist activities against the Jewish people under the disingenuous guise of anti-Zionism and criticism of the State of Israel. If you can, I strongly recommend that you watch this programme as I have witnessed at first-hand discrimination against Jews at university and I myself was persecuted by my first university, it's Students' Union and the racists themselves for speaking out against such attitudes.

Saturday, July 07, 2007

A Morality Tale On The Idiocy Of Political Correctness Starring Polly Toynbee

Polly: Books are racist because all of their pages are always white. I demand books with red, yellow, brown and black pages.
Publishing houses all comply with Toynbee's edicts out of fear for their reputations, but when the new books go on sale, Toynbee is in an even fouler mood.
Polly: RACISM! RACISM!!! These new books are RACIST because all of the text is printed in WHITE! This outrageous bigotry is PROOF of how book publishers believe that whites are always more important than our Afro-Caribbean and Asian comrades. I want all books to outlawed and their libraries to be burnt to the ground. They have no place in our modern multicultural society.
C4': Oh shut up you pedantic Nazi cunt before I live up to my name and blow us both up in an on-the-spot martyrdom-operation.
Polly: But.... the books, the BOOKS?!?!?
I carry out my suicide mission against Polly
THE END

A Prediction For Tonight's 'Live Earth'

Al Goreleiter: In order to save the world from evil capitalist-created climate change, I have decided to run again for President next year.
Ignorant Hippie Crowds: Seig Heil! Seig Heil! Seig Heil!!!

BREAKING NEWS: Bush declares war on the NHS

George W. Bush is to bomb NHS training hospitals after the British public foiled the Doctor's Plot against the country last week. Bush has declared the NHS to be part of the Axis of Evil and has vowed to bring about regime change against Alan Johnson.
Finally, Dubya has also declared war against the last of the Time Lords, John Smith because Mr. Smith is a Doctor.

Friday, July 06, 2007

Quote of the Day 6.7.2007

"Khaled Ahmed drove into a wall
Khaled Ahmed had a great fall
All the Queens coppers and all her firemen
couldn't put Khaled together again." - Anon.

Screw Alan Johnston!

What about Gilad Shalit?

Thursday, July 05, 2007

Top Tory Promoted By Dave "Cameron" Cuntarse

Tory blogger Iain Dale has been promoted to Dave's Shadow Cabinet. Mr. Dale has appointed to the position of having his head shoved up Cameron's backside! Mr. Dale called his new job "a great honour".

Quote of the Day 5.7.2007

"Strength through excellence!" - Simon Adderley

Wednesday, July 04, 2007

Nine Times The King As Angle Becomes A Double Champion

I haven't really paid much attention to recent developments within the wacky world of professional wrestling this past week due to the Chris Benoit saga. As such, I have only just found out that my favourite prowrestler Kurt Angle defeated his old rival Brock Lesnar in just over ten minutes during the main event of the first Inoki Genome Federation show that was held at the Tokyo Ryogoku Kokugikan on June 29. Angle made Lesnar submit to his trademark Ankle-lock to capture the IGF version of the International Wrestling Grand Prix Heavyweight Championship.
The victory makes Angle a nine-time World Champion and a reigning double Heavyweight Champion. It also Angle's third Heavyweight Title reign in the past two months. During his near-nine-year career, Angle has held SIX different versions of the World Heavyweight Championship (WWE Undisputed, WWE World, WCW, TNA, NWA and IGF/IWGP) and I don't need to remind readers of his accomplishments at amateur level.

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

C4's Favourite Blogs

His Grace is a thoughtful and articulate writer and theologian. An essential read for any God-fearing Christian and armchair amateur.
The Devil's Kitchen is rude, crude and bloody brilliant. A riveting read!
Shotgun is not for the innocent!
Theo Spark proves conclusively that a picture IS worth a thousand words!

Quote of the Day 3.7.2007

"[Hugo] Swire is a great friend of [David] Cameron's. Last summer they holidayed together, so it must have taken some giant cojones to axe one of your best friends." - Iain Dale
A summer fling does not make great friends of two ships passing through each other at night.

Police Arrest Yet Another Suspected Terrorist From Paisley

"I'm a terrorist!"

Monday, July 02, 2007

Russia charges Berezovsky with coup plot

MOSCOW (Reuters) - Russian prosecutors have charged emigre tycoon Boris Berezovsky on suspicion of plotting to seize power, his lawyer said on Monday.
The multi-millionaire, who lives in Britain where he has been granted refugee status, said he was confident Britain would never extradite him to Russia.
"He has been charged with conspiring to seize power in a violent coup," Andrei Borovkov, Berezovsky's lawyer told journalists.
The charge was brought by Russia's FSB secret service, said the lawyer, and related to an interview the tycoon gave to the Guardian in which he was quoted as saying force was needed to bring about a change of power in Russia.
The move is likely to aggravate a diplomatic row between Britain and Russia, which has for years been pressing for Berezovsky's extradition to stand trial on corruption charges.
"I am confident that I do not violate not only Russian but British laws as well, therefore I simply cannot be worried that the British authorities may decide to extradite me," Berezovsky told independent Ekho Moskvy radio station.
Berezovsky is also at the centre of a row over the murder in London last year of Russian ex-agent Alexander Litvinenko who died after being poisoned with radioactive polonium.
A spokesman for the FSB, a successor organisation to the Soviet KGB secret service, declined to confirm charges had been brought against the tycoon.
Berezovsky accuses the Kremlin of killing Litvinenko, an associate. Russian officials dismiss the allegation as nonsense and complain Berezovsky is using the case, from his base in London, to discredit Russian President Vladimir Putin.
"REGIME CHANGE"
In the Guardian interview, Berezovsky said: "We need to use force to change this regime ... It isn't possible to change this regime through democratic means. There can be no change without force, pressure."
Asked if he was fomenting a revolution, he said: "You are absolutely correct."
Berezovsky subsequently issued a statement of clarification in which he said he was not advocating a violent uprising.
Another Berezovsky associate, Alex Goldfarb, said the criminal case against the tycoon was designed "to distract attention from the fact that the Russian government stands suspected at least in the murder of Alexander Litvinenko".
"Boris Berezovsky has indeed said the Putin regime is undemocratic and cannot be changed through normal democratic processes, and he says he is helping forces in Russia aiming at regime change in a bloodless revolution similar to what happened in Ukraine and Georgia," he told Reuters by telephone.
Russian authorities are highly sensitive about any interference from abroad in the run-up to next year's presidential election, when Putin is to step down after serving a maximum two terms.
In a separate case, Berezovsky is being tried in absentia on embezzlement charges. The tycoon faces up to 10 years in jail if convicted of embezzling 214 million roubles (4.14 million pounds) from the Russian flag carrier, Aeroflot.
At the first court hearing in Moscow on Monday, Berezovsky's lawyers announced they would not take part in the Aeroflot case. The court was adjourned until July 12, and Berezovsky will be given a state-appointed lawyer.
Putin is a Stalinist Cunt!

Quote of the Day 2.7.2007: Happy Birthday Your Grace!

Saturday, June 30, 2007

Quote of the Day 30.6.2007

"Saddam was not religious. He was from a Sunni tribe, but Saddam's only religion was Saddam, and his personal glory was the only higher power he recognized." - Iraqi Air Vice Marshal Georges Hormis Sada on Saddam Hussein
Proof that Saddam Hussein was a man of the same mold as Adolf Hitler, Iosif Koba Stalin, Tony Blair, Mao Zedong and Pol Pot

Recommended Reading: Saddam's Secrets by Georges Sada

For anyone who still has doubt about whether George W. Bush was right to liberate Iraq from the evil Saddam Hussein should read the former Iraqi Air Force General Georges Sada's 2006 book Saddam's Secrets. It is an essential read on Saddam, his son, his regime, his plan to wipe out Israel Nazi-style and his efforts to conceal WMDs.