Monday, December 03, 2007

I've Seen The Future

The future is bright, but not for Wendy and her Terry's Chocolate Orange

Which Is More Intelligent?

Please post your answers in the comments section

The She-Terry

The ever-brilliant Right For Scotland has drawn my attention to another Scottish Labour Councillor with a brain capacity that an imbecile would have good reason to mock. Today's favourite pond life blog belongs to Edinburgh Councillor Kezia Dugdale. Cllr Dugdale has a hell of a task on her hands trying to replace Cllr Terry Kelly in my affections as my favourite dumb animal, but according to RfS, she is well qualified in the field of professional idiocy that Cllr Kelly effortlessly excels in with his socialist sermons.
P.S. On the subject of RfS, I'm really enjoying the way he has ripped into Scottish Labour and it's leader/El Tel and McStalin's glove puppet Wendy Alexander recently. Go read his stuff asap!

George Galloway Gets Tourettes Part Two

"I salute your courage, your strength, your indefatigability."

George Galloway Gets Tourettes

LOL!!!

Sex Education: Olympic-Style

I love Kurt Angle!

Quote of the Day 3.12.2007

"From a personal point of view, I loathe thought fascism, and that is what David Cameron - and, of course, Mercer's critics on the Left - was exercising.
Mercer commented on something he had observed during his years in the military. There are slackers of every description in just about every area of human life. Mercer noted that often slackers in the Army, who are black, themselves play the race card by claiming to be victimised when they're just lazy. Whites use different excuses for laziness.
If Mr Mercer were indeed that over-used, all-controlling word "racist", would so many black men who had served under him come forward so quickly to his defence?
Cameron mishandled that and played right into the hands of Blair & Cie." - verity on Iain Dale's Diary

Now The PC Cunts Want To Butcher The National Anthem In The Name Of Left-Wing "Progress"

Some of the words of the national anthem are not "inclusive" and might need replacing, the ex-minister leading a citizenship review for Gordon Brown has suggested.
Former attorney general Lord Goldsmith said there was a problem with later verses of God Save the Queen and that some people were arguing for a change.
"There's some problem with part of it absolutely," he told Sky News.
"Part of it is not actually that inclusive but that's if you go onto the later verses. Some people have suggested we might think about whether there are different words that might be put in place which would be more inclusive."
Lord Goldsmith, who quit the Government when Tony Blair left office in June, said strong feelings about national symbols had to be taken into account.
Welsh Labour MP Ian Lucas is leading a campaign to include the principality's Red Dragon in the Union Flag to represent its "true place in the Union".
Asked if he backed the proposal, Lord Goldsmith said: "Well I think the Union Jack is understood and there's enough there but it's absolutely right, if there's a strong view about all these different symbols of nationality then they are things that we ought to know about."
He also spoke about the search for the British "statement of values" being sought by the Prime Minister - although he said some reports it should be as short as five words were optimistic.
In a package of constitutional reforms published in July, Mr Brown called for a citizen's summit to draw up a British statement of values, which would be "a living statement of rights and responsibilities for the British people"
The document - which is expected to be significantly longer than the proposed motto - would feed into a possible new British Bill of Rights.

EVIL Bitch

Harriet Harperson

Great News From The Fifth Reich

"IT'S NOT FAIR!!! I want a recount and my mommy!!!"

He's Back And Burning As Bright As Ever

Kenta Kobashi - The Cure For Cancer

One of the greatest professional wrestlers ever Kenta Kobashi made his return to the ring yesterday after being out of action for over eighteen months due to the effects of his operation in the summer of 2006 for cancer of the kidney.




KOBASHI-SAN IS INDOMITABLE!!!

Friday, November 30, 2007

Quote of the Day 30.11.2007

This Woman Is A Fascist!


"I'm a feminazi!"

Those of you who have not yet read the notorious Rose Hill, Oxfordshire Councillor Antonia Bance's blog should do so immediately in order to witness how hypocritical and intolerant the Hard Left are in this country. Cllr Bance proclaims to be a democrat who listens to the concerns of others, yet seems to think that "Freedom of speech doesn't mean a right to speak". Anyone who exposes her fascist hypocrisy on her blog gets their comments either censored or deleted. As bad as he is at withholding people's comments from publication, not even the infamous Cllr Terry Kelly is as blatant at trying to shutdown debate and personal criticism as Cllr Bance.

Cllr Bance believes in that only those that share her views should be allowed to express themselves, that men are to vigorously persecuted by the all-power tin-god called the 'State' and that this artificial creature has a right to oppress people in the pursuit of a fantasy land that will never come to be in this realm of reality that we all live in everyday.

Wednesday, November 28, 2007

The Curse Of Terry

Has anyone else noticed that whenever everyone's favourite great white dope Terry Kelly predicts a football or rugby team to win a match, that team mysteriously goes on to lose?!? Is El Tel the Scottish Lembit Opik?!?!?

Terry Kelly Facts Part Three

  • Terry Kelly was dubbed "The Great White Dope" after he agreed to box Muhammad Ali. Ali KO'd Terry in Round 14.
  • Heroin was nicknamed "dope" in honour of Terry Kelly

Wednesday, November 21, 2007

A National Disgrace!!!

In the name of God, Alistair Darling should go and go now!!!
Words do not convey the seething rage I'm in at the moment over the Nulab scum and the civil service lapdogs losing confidential personal and financial information about 25 million people (including my 10-year-old brother) in the bloody post. I'm also in a foul mood over the cruel and callous 'birth plan' of a local authority who plan to legal abduction a 22-year-old expectant mother's unborn child on the basis of the mother self-harming herself as a child.
Between these two episodes and my attempts to get to grips with my duties and responsibilities at my current work placement, I've fried my brain! Rest assured though, someone is going to get a piece of my mind in the very near future because I am sick to death of living in this Godforsaken country (or should that be 'cuntry') because of the left-wing cunts who are supposed to be running it (or more like fucking it up on purpose because they can).

Monday, November 19, 2007

Has Alex Hilton Got A Death Wish?!?

You would have thought that after wrongly claiming that St. Margaret had died that Labour blogger Alex "Recess Monkey" Hilton would have shut up and kept a very low profile; sadly this is not the case. Monkey Boy Hilton has now taking up the pastime of stalking and making false allegations Conservative MP Nadine Dorris' daughters on Facebook.
Here's a little piece of advice for you Monkey Boy, stop looking for trouble otherwise someone that you've upset with your little antics will one day chew you up and spit you back out like a discarded piece of chewing gum. Got the message now you creepy little liar and cuntfaced monkey shithead?

The Queen marks 60 years of marriage

LONDON (Reuters) - The Queen, the first reigning monarch to celebrate a diamond wedding anniversary, marked the milestone on Monday with a service of thanksgiving alongside Prince Philip.
The royal octogenarians, whose family have been buffeted by a string of scandals, divorces and tragedy, retraced their steps up the aisle of Westminster Abbey to hail 60 years of marriage.
The family's German relations were not invited to their 1947 wedding because of strong anti-German feeling after World War Two. This time they were on the guest list.
The 2,000-strong congregation included playwright Tom Stoppard and opera singer Joan Sutherland, as well as four other couples also celebrating diamond wedding anniversaries.
The service was staged the day before the actual anniversary -- November 20. On Tuesday, the royal couple will mark the day by flying to the Mediterranean island of Malta where Prince Philip was serving as a naval officer at the time of their marriage.
The wedding of the Queen, who had been in love with Philip since she was a child, offered a rare burst of colour and pageantry in an austere post-war world of rationing and shortages in Britain.
On her wedding day, the 21-year-old princess wore an ivory silk Norman Hartnell gown decorated with 10,000 seed pearls.
PARTNERSHIP FOR LIFE
In sharp contrast to their own marriage, three of the royal couple's four children have divorced.
Prince Andrew said in an interview last week that his own divorce from Sarah Ferguson had disappointed his parents who firmly believe in the "old-fashioned idea" that marriage is a partnership for life.
The 81-year-old monarch and her 86-year-old husband were greeted at the doors of Westminster Abbey by a fanfare of trumpets. Five choristers who sang at their wedding as schoolboys carried candles in the anniversary procession.
Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams, spiritual head of the world's 77 million Anglicans, praised the royal marriage as a faithful and creative partnership lived "in the full light of publicity."
"We are probably more aware than ever these days of the pressures this brings and the costs it involves," he said.
"Before we complain too loudly about a world of disposable relationships and short-term policies, a world of fracturing and insecure international bonds and the decline of trust, we should remember today that we have cause for thanksgiving."
Among those who gave readings was Oscar-winning actress Judi Dench, who recited a poem by Poet Laureate Andrew Motion, and Prince William.

Saturday, November 17, 2007

John "Bradshaw" Layfield - A Class Act

A fight broke out backstage last night in Wichita, Kansas after SmackDown! was taped. After the show was over, JBL gathered a number of WWE superstars together, including John Morrison, The Miz, MVP, CM Punk, and Matt Hardy.
JBL berated Miz and Morrison for their color commentary work on ECW. JBL was furious that the two made Punk look bad with their commentary. They were heels and were supposed to criticize Punk in a heel way, but JBL felt they went too far with it. JBL then yelled at them for their ring work during their match with MVP & Matt Hardy. JBL told Miz & Morrizon to apologize to Punk, MVP & Hardy for making all 3 of them look bad.
The Miz apologized, but Morrison told JBL “F*** you, it's none of your business”. He then said he would appoligize to Punk, Hardy & MVP, but not because JBL told him to.
The confronation went back and forth until Morrison shoved JBL. Several agents broke up the dispute before it got further than a shove.
Bravo to JBL for standing up for three of WWE's brightest hopes. Morrison on the other hand is an arrogant cunt.

It's True! It's Damn True!