Quote of the Day 30.11.2007

"As you are no doubt aware, the Millicunt has summoned the Sudanese ambassador to express his concern in the strongest terms over the jailing of Gillian Gibbons.

But did he really use the strongest terms?

At no point will he have used the word fucktard, at no point will he have inserted the phrase despotic hate-filled cuntjunta, at no point will he have told the ambassador to go fuck himself, at no point will he have smacked his fuckwit face into the teak tables with a sledgehammer. Therefore I imagine that the strongest terms have not been used.

Instead it has been one long round of Ferrero Roche and brandies on the fucking golf course." - Ranting Guttersnipe

This Woman Is A Fascist!

"I'm a feminazi!"

Those of you who have not yet read the notorious Rose Hill, Oxfordshire Councillor Antonia Bance's blog should do so immediately in order to witness how hypocritical and intolerant the Hard Left are in this country. Cllr Bance proclaims to be a democrat who listens to the concerns of others, yet seems to think that "Freedom of speech doesn't mean a right to speak". Anyone who exposes her fascist hypocrisy on her blog gets their comments either censored or deleted. As bad as he is at withholding people's comments from publication, not even the infamous Cllr Terry Kelly is as blatant at trying to shutdown debate and personal criticism as Cllr Bance.

Cllr Bance believes in that only those that share her views should be allowed to express themselves, that men are to vigorously persecuted by the all-power tin-god called the 'State' and that this artificial creature has a right to oppress people in the pursuit of a fantasy land that will never come to be in this realm of reality that we all live in everyday.

The Curse Of Terry

Has anyone else noticed that whenever everyone's favourite great white dope Terry Kelly predicts a football or rugby team to win a match, that team mysteriously goes on to lose?!? Is El Tel the Scottish Lembit Opik?!?!?

Terry Kelly Facts Part Three

• Terry Kelly was dubbed "The Great White Dope" after he agreed to box Muhammad Ali. Ali KO'd Terry in Round 14.
• Heroin was nicknamed "dope" in honour of Terry Kelly

A National Disgrace!!!

In the name of God, Alistair Darling should go and go now!!!

Words do not convey the seething rage I'm in at the moment over the Nulab scum and the civil service lapdogs losing confidential personal and financial information about 25 million people (including my 10-year-old brother) in the bloody post. I'm also in a foul mood over the cruel and callous 'birth plan' of a local authority who plan to legal abduction a 22-year-old expectant mother's unborn child on the basis of the mother self-harming herself as a child.

Between these two episodes and my attempts to get to grips with my duties and responsibilities at my current work placement, I've fried my brain! Rest assured though, someone is going to get a piece of my mind in the very near future because I am sick to death of living in this Godforsaken country (or should that be 'cuntry') because of the left-wing cunts who are supposed to be running it (or more like fucking it up on purpose because they can).

Has Alex Hilton Got A Death Wish?!?

You would have thought that after wrongly claiming that St. Margaret had died that Labour blogger Alex "Recess Monkey" Hilton would have shut up and kept a very low profile; sadly this is not the case. Monkey Boy Hilton has now taking up the pastime of stalking and making false allegations Conservative MP Nadine Dorris' daughters on Facebook.

Here's a little piece of advice for you Monkey Boy, stop looking for trouble otherwise someone that you've upset with your little antics will one day chew you up and spit you back out like a discarded piece of chewing gum. Got the message now you creepy little liar and cuntfaced monkey shithead?

The Queen marks 60 years of marriage

LONDON (Reuters) - The Queen, the first reigning monarch to celebrate a diamond wedding anniversary, marked the milestone on Monday with a service of thanksgiving alongside Prince Philip.

The royal octogenarians, whose family have been buffeted by a string of scandals, divorces and tragedy, retraced their steps up the aisle of Westminster Abbey to hail 60 years of marriage.

The family's German relations were not invited to their 1947 wedding because of strong anti-German feeling after World War Two. This time they were on the guest list.

The 2,000-strong congregation included playwright Tom Stoppard and opera singer Joan Sutherland, as well as four other couples also celebrating diamond wedding anniversaries.

The service was staged the day before the actual anniversary -- November 20. On Tuesday, the royal couple will mark the day by flying to the Mediterranean island of Malta where Prince Philip was serving as a naval officer at the time of their marriage.

The wedding of the Queen, who had been in love with Philip since she was a child, offered a rare burst of colour and pageantry in an austere post-war world of rationing and shortages in Britain.

On her wedding day, the 21-year-old princess wore an ivory silk Norman Hartnell gown decorated with 10,000 seed pearls.

PARTNERSHIP FOR LIFE

In sharp contrast to their own marriage, three of the royal couple's four children have divorced.
Prince Andrew said in an interview last week that his own divorce from Sarah Ferguson had disappointed his parents who firmly believe in the "old-fashioned idea" that marriage is a partnership for life.

The 81-year-old monarch and her 86-year-old husband were greeted at the doors of Westminster Abbey by a fanfare of trumpets. Five choristers who sang at their wedding as schoolboys carried candles in the anniversary procession.

Archbishop of Canterbury Rowan Williams, spiritual head of the world's 77 million Anglicans, praised the royal marriage as a faithful and creative partnership lived "in the full light of publicity."

"We are probably more aware than ever these days of the pressures this brings and the costs it involves," he said.

"Before we complain too loudly about a world of disposable relationships and short-term policies, a world of fracturing and insecure international bonds and the decline of trust, we should remember today that we have cause for thanksgiving."

Among those who gave readings was Oscar-winning actress Judi Dench, who recited a poem by Poet Laureate Andrew Motion, and Prince William.

John "Bradshaw" Layfield - A Class Act

A fight broke out backstage last night in Wichita, Kansas after SmackDown! was taped. After the show was over, JBL gathered a number of WWE superstars together, including John Morrison, The Miz, MVP, CM Punk, and Matt Hardy.

JBL berated Miz and Morrison for their color commentary work on ECW. JBL was furious that the two made Punk look bad with their commentary. They were heels and were supposed to criticize Punk in a heel way, but JBL felt they went too far with it. JBL then yelled at them for their ring work during their match with MVP & Matt Hardy. JBL told Miz & Morrizon to apologize to Punk, MVP & Hardy for making all 3 of them look bad.

The Miz apologized, but Morrison told JBL “F*** you, it's none of your business”. He then said he would appoligize to Punk, Hardy & MVP, but not because JBL told him to.

The confronation went back and forth until Morrison shoved JBL. Several agents broke up the dispute before it got further than a shove.

Bravo to JBL for standing up for three of WWE's brightest hopes. Morrison on the other hand is an arrogant cunt.

It's True! It's Damn True!

Wanna Firebomb That Cunt Blair?

If like others and myself, you hate that Nazi cunt and Britain's ex-Fuhrer Tony "Adolf" Blair and wish to do him harm for turning this country into a fascist state, feel free to send your petrol bomb, powdered Anthrax and other explosive parcels to the following address:

The Office of Tony Blair

P.O. Box 60519

London

W2 7JU

United Kingdom

DISCLAIMER: This blog and I cannot endorse the firebombing of or sending of Anthrax and other explosive devices or miniature WMDs to Herr Blair for legal reasons and cannot be held responsible for the actions of those who decide to do the world a favour by harming or killing that Nazi cunt, his freeloader wife and their cretinous stooges. If you do decide to terminate Blair using these or other methods though, may you be blessed with good fortune in your mission.

I'm Banning The C-Word From This Blog

No, not 'cunt', but 'Christmas'. I can't stand it!!!

Someone Hand Me My Gun?

Santas warned 'ho ho ho' offensive to women

SYDNEY (AFP) - Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.

Sydney's Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say "ha ha ha" instead, the Daily Telegraph reported.

One disgruntled Santa told the newspaper a recruitment firm warned him not to use "ho ho ho" because it could frighten children and was too close to "ho", a US slang term for prostitute.

"Gimme a break," said Julie Gale, who runs the campaign against sexualising children called Kids Free 2B Kids.

"We are talking about little kids who do not understand that "ho, ho, ho" has any other connotation and nor should they," she told the Telegraph.
"Leave Santa alone."

A local spokesman for the US-based Westaff recruitment firm said it was "misleading" to say the company had banned Santa's traditional greeting and it was being left up to the discretion of the individual Santa himself.

Death to the PC brigade!!!

We Still Miss You Eddie

Eddie Guerrero: Ocotber 9, 1967 - November 13, 2005

Quote of the Day 13.12.2007

"I do NOT tolerate political-correctness and moral relativity when I discuss ideas that actually have to do with making life work; in my opinion, these are the two gravest dangers mankind faces today. There is a radical over-sensitivity today to the use of certain words and what "concepts" those words actually mean and represent. I don't pay attention to that sensitivity. I believe words mean things and I don't compromise what their meanings are. I do not pull my verbal, worded punches when I opine on ideas and issues." - "Ultimate" Warrior

Chris Huhne To Be The Next Liberal Democrats Leader

According to a reliable source

Blunkett attacks pupil fines plan

Former Education Secretary David Blunkett has ridiculed proposals to fine teenagers who fail to stay in education or training until the age of 18.

A new Education and Skills Bill, confirmed in the Queen's Speech on Tuesday, will require children to stay in education until the age of 18.

Teenagers who refuse to stay on face spot fines of £50 or court fines of £200. Parents could also be fined.

"I'm against the idea... that deeply damaged young men and women could somehow be fined and it would make them go into education or training. I think it's cloud-cuckoo land," Mr Blunkett told BBC Radio 4's Any Questions.

Mr Blunkett, who was education secretary from 1997 to 2001, said he agreed that education or training should continue to the age of 18 but said fines for those who do not comply would be misguided.

He said it was important to work with young teenagers who truant because they feel alienated and offer them one day a week in college or work.

Those aged 16 and 17 should be offered the chance to volunteer and engage in projects which have "nothing to do with traditional college courses", he added.

For once, I have to agree with the blind pervert. Besides, it will most likely be the parents of these children who will end up paying their children's fines for them.

Quote of the Day 10.11.2007

"Sometimes I think Mrs Thatcher is a nice kind sort of woman. Then the next day I see her on television and she frightens me rigid. She has got eyes like a psychotic killer, but a voice like a gentle person. It is a bit confusing." - Adrian Mole (or was it Johann Hari or Paul Burgin?!?)

Sounds like my kind of politican; she is one of us! Bobby Lashley take note; this is how a soft-spoken person intimidates others.

Quote of the Day 8.11.2007

"He would laugh at a burning orphanage" - the ever-tasteful Cllr Terry Kelly about the right-wing Scottish blogger Right For Scotland

To think that El Tel banned me from his blog for making a joke about him playing a part in Madeleine McCann's disappearance.

Besides, didn't Terry himself claim that he doesn't do insults?

Strange But True

In spite of his growing infamy and prior dealings with the Standards Commission for Scotland, the notorious Cllr Terry Kelly has yet to be mentioned in the "Rotten Boroughs" section of Ian Hislop's satirical rag Private Eye.

Terry Kelly - The Perverts' Friend

And to think that the fat bastard inferred that Right For Scotland and myself are paedophiles

Bathturds?!?

The current Facebook profile photograph of an acquaintance of mine (who just happens to hate my guts) reminds me of the former ECW World Champion Bobby "Bathturd" Lashley's entrance pose. Normally, I wouldn't bother posting about something as trival as people posing in front of cameras, but for some months, Bobby Lashley has reminded of this acquaintance in three ways. Firstly, there are both soft spoken individuals. Secondly, they both lack a personality (no doubt because of their soft spoken natures), and finally, for reasons that elude me completely, I mark out like a schoolgirl for these two. I call this the Batista Effect, after another prowrestler called Dave Batista.

The Batista Effect is when you admire, care about, cheer for and love someone or something in spite of their obvious flaws. It is well known that Batista can't cut a decent interview to save his life, nor is his even a good wrestler, yet people still go ape shit for this guy because he possesses some kind of intangible character trait that enables you to look past his many failings. Batista has it, so does Hulk Hogan, but John Cena doesn't. Lashley and my acquaintance definitely have it, which why I can look past Lashley's lisping mic skills and my acquaintance's mean-spirited bitching about people she doesn't like behind their backs.

Perhaps Lashley and my acquaintance are distant family relations?

Baa Baa David Lammy

David Lammy MP, Minister for Skills

Baa Baa David Lammy, have you any skills?

Yes sir, yes sir, three bags full,

Two for the Clunking Fist and one for his drones,

But none for the people who live across the land

Something David Lammy & I Have In Common

We both hate George Galloway

Terry Kelly - The Early Years

Have you ever wanted to know what everyone's favourite socialist got up to before he became a local councillor? Well now you can!

How Was It For You Darling?

The feedback that I have received for Thursday night has been very positive thus far. Edwina Currie is a fan of mine (despite telling me that I look like a funeral director). Friends and acquaintances have also been very complementary. However, I would be genuinely interested in the opinions of this blog's readers as well, so if you have to make a comment about yours truly on Question Time, whether it be good or bad, please feel free to express yourselves.