Gerrard latest Liverpool player to be burgled

LONDON (Reuters) - Liverpool and England midfielder Steven Gerrard suffered a burglary at his home while he was playing in a Champions League game in France on Tuesday night, a police source said.

He is the latest Liverpool player to be burgled while playing a match for his club.
Gerrard's wife Alex Curran was in the house at the time.

Merseyside Police would not confirm it was Gerrard's house, but said they were investigating a confrontational burglary in Formby, Merseyside.

"Officers were called to a house at about 9:30 p.m. last night following a call from a female resident that four men had broken into the house and stolen items of jewellery," a police spokeswoman said on Wednesday.

Curran and another woman, who was in the house at the time, were shaken by the incident, but were not injured.

The men, who were unarmed, wore hoods and balaclavas, the spokeswoman added. It is not clear how they broke in.

Gerrard, who captains Liverpool, was helping his team to a 4-0 victory against Olympique Marseille, a win which secured the club's passage into the last 16 of the Champions League.

Earlier this year, the home of Liverpool's goalkeeper Pepe Reina was burgled as he helped the club reach last season's Champions League final.

Team mates Jerzy Dudek, Daniel Agger, Peter Crouch and Florent Sinama-Pongolle, as well as Everton's Andy van der Meyde, were all burgled last year.

Last month, striker Dirk Kuyt suffered a break in at his luxury home in Woolton while he was on international duty with the Dutch team.

(Reporting by Avril Ormsby; Editing by Tim Castle)

LOL! I HATE Liverpool F.C!!!

Happy Birthday Terry

Cllr Terry Kelly

I know it's a bit late (I've been away on business), but I would just like to wish my pet socialist Councillor Terry Kelly a happy 59th birthday. Whatever his faults (and there are many), one thing can be mentioned in his favour, without him the world would be a less humourous (though smarter) place to live in everyday.

Gormless George Galloway Is A Liar

If you are reading this George, I dare you to sue me. I beat you once and I'll beat you again.

Gordon Brown's General Election Battleplan Revealed

Quote of the Day 6.12.2007

"That Christianity has a pre-eminent position in British life in comparison to other religions is not wrong. It is not a case of equality. Of course, the practice of all religions should be free, fair and equal, but that Christianity is pre-eminent is not through any attack on equality; it is an acknowledgment of its role in creating the tolerant, free and democratic society that we all enjoy. If we lose that, will it damage the Church and affect the faith of millions in Jesus Christ as Lord and saviour? No, it will not. The nation, however, would lose far more in terms of what the Christian faith can contribute to the life of the nation, to its civic society, its voluntary groups, or anything else. The Church does not need contemporary Britain, but does contemporary Britain need the Church? You bet it does." - Alistair Burt MP

Paramount Reveals The Villians For The Next Star Trek Movie

The Euroborg

The Clarity Of George Galloway

This says it all really

The Terry Kelly Paradox

Cllr Terry Kelly

If Gordon Brown is "a gut socialist" as tubby claims then how come the Lord Gord has proven himself to be a gutless coward over the past 13 years by refusing to challenge Adolf Blair for the Labour leadership and thus the premiership itself and postponing the next general election?

Nintendo Wii grasses up cheating wife

A US soldier discovered his missus had been playing away at home after spotting a suspicious "Mii" on his Nintendo Wii, the Evening Standard reports.

The man, known only as Tony, returned from a year in Iraq to reports from chums that his wife had been cheating on him. He'd had the Wii for company while on service in Iraq, but had mailed it back to the States prior to his return.

His other half claimed she'd only kissed the suspect, a professional bowler, once, but the Wii said otherwise. Tony emailed a Nintendo messageboard admitting he'd was "confused about his wife's denials of any indiscretion".

However, he continued: "All that changed when I plug in my Nintendo Wii for some Wii Sports. I flip through the Wii menu and visit the Mii channel so I can peruse the many friends that I have created with the guys that I played with in Iraq. As I go through the characters I see there is a Mii that I have not created."

Tony concluded: "I went into the Wii message board and click on the calendar option. Through this menu I was able to identify the many nights my wife's Mii and this other Mii character played Wii bowling."

And for good measure, the offending Mii was apparently "strikingly similar" to the bowling philanderer.

The end result? "Tony has separated from his wife and filed for divorce," the Standard notes.

I've Seen The Future

The future is bright, but not for Wendy and her Terry's Chocolate Orange

Which Is More Intelligent?

Please post your answers in the comments section

The She-Terry

The ever-brilliant Right For Scotland has drawn my attention to another Scottish Labour Councillor with a brain capacity that an imbecile would have good reason to mock. Today's favourite pond life blog belongs to Edinburgh Councillor Kezia Dugdale. Cllr Dugdale has a hell of a task on her hands trying to replace Cllr Terry Kelly in my affections as my favourite dumb animal, but according to RfS, she is well qualified in the field of professional idiocy that Cllr Kelly effortlessly excels in with his socialist sermons.

P.S. On the subject of RfS, I'm really enjoying the way he has ripped into Scottish Labour and it's leader/El Tel and McStalin's glove puppet Wendy Alexander recently. Go read his stuff asap!

George Galloway Gets Tourettes Part Two

"I salute your courage, your strength, your indefatigability."

George Galloway Gets Tourettes

LOL!!!

Sex Education: Olympic-Style

I love Kurt Angle!

Quote of the Day 3.12.2007

"From a personal point of view, I loathe thought fascism, and that is what David Cameron - and, of course, Mercer's critics on the Left - was exercising.

Mercer commented on something he had observed during his years in the military. There are slackers of every description in just about every area of human life. Mercer noted that often slackers in the Army, who are black, themselves play the race card by claiming to be victimised when they're just lazy. Whites use different excuses for laziness.

If Mr Mercer were indeed that over-used, all-controlling word "racist", would so many black men who had served under him come forward so quickly to his defence?

Cameron mishandled that and played right into the hands of Blair & Cie." - verity on Iain Dale's Diary

Now The PC Cunts Want To Butcher The National Anthem In The Name Of Left-Wing "Progress"

Some of the words of the national anthem are not "inclusive" and might need replacing, the ex-minister leading a citizenship review for Gordon Brown has suggested.

Former attorney general Lord Goldsmith said there was a problem with later verses of God Save the Queen and that some people were arguing for a change.

"There's some problem with part of it absolutely," he told Sky News.

"Part of it is not actually that inclusive but that's if you go onto the later verses. Some people have suggested we might think about whether there are different words that might be put in place which would be more inclusive."

Lord Goldsmith, who quit the Government when Tony Blair left office in June, said strong feelings about national symbols had to be taken into account.

Welsh Labour MP Ian Lucas is leading a campaign to include the principality's Red Dragon in the Union Flag to represent its "true place in the Union".

Asked if he backed the proposal, Lord Goldsmith said: "Well I think the Union Jack is understood and there's enough there but it's absolutely right, if there's a strong view about all these different symbols of nationality then they are things that we ought to know about."

He also spoke about the search for the British "statement of values" being sought by the Prime Minister - although he said some reports it should be as short as five words were optimistic.

In a package of constitutional reforms published in July, Mr Brown called for a citizen's summit to draw up a British statement of values, which would be "a living statement of rights and responsibilities for the British people"

The document - which is expected to be significantly longer than the proposed motto - would feed into a possible new British Bill of Rights.

EVIL Bitch

Harriet Harperson

Great News From The Fifth Reich

"IT'S NOT FAIR!!! I want a recount and my mommy!!!"

Fascist Cunt & Fuhrer Hugo "Chavez" Hitler is defeated in 'reform' vote

He's Back And Burning As Bright As Ever

Kenta Kobashi - The Cure For Cancer

One of the greatest professional wrestlers ever Kenta Kobashi made his return to the ring yesterday after being out of action for over eighteen months due to the effects of his operation in the summer of 2006 for cancer of the kidney.

KOBASHI-SAN IS INDOMITABLE!!!