Saturday, December 22, 2007

Quote of the Day 22.12.2007

"While searching for pictures of Gail Sheridan I discovered the oxymoronically named Socialist Unity. Irony heaped on irony in that within the first couple of posts I found a piece outlining the reasons George Galloway is a right wing class traitor." - Right For Scotland
The Gormless One is a lot of things, but he is not a right winger (on the political football field at any rate).

Adolf Blair Converts To Catholicism

LONDON (Reuters) - Former Prime Minister Tony Blair, now the Middle East peace envoy, has converted from Anglicanism to Roman Catholicism, the head of Britain's Catholics said on Saturday.
Blair, whose wife and children are Catholic, was received into full communion with the Catholic Church by Cardinal Cormac Muphy-O'Connor on Friday.
"I am very glad to welcome Tony Blair into the Catholic Church," Murphy-O'Connor said in a statement.
"For a long time he has been a regular worshipper at mass with his family and in recent months he has been following a programme of formation to prepare for his reception into full communion.
Blair's conversion has long been expected. He had a private meeting with Pope Benedict at the Vatican in June and has been receiving spiritual preparation for the conversion from Mark O'Toole, Murphy-O'Connor's private secretary.
The Nazi Antichrist scumbag continues to build his fascist Satanic empire

Senile Mandela Praises Corrupt Womaniser Zuma As ANC Leader

JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - South Africa's former president Nelson Mandela has praised Jacob Zuma, the newly elected leader of the ruling African National Congress (ANC), as a man who could unify the divided party.
In a message of congratulations, Mandela said: "Our experience of Comrade Zuma is of a person and leader who is inclusive in his approach, a unifier and one who values reconciliation and collective leadership."
"We have no doubt that he will bring those well-known characteristics to his task of leading our organization," he was quoted as saying by the Saturday Star newspaper.
Mandela urged the divided ANC to rally behind Zuma.
Zuma ousted President Thabo Mbeki as party leader after their intense rivalry divided the party, which has ruled South Africa since the end of apartheid in 1994.
Before the election, Mandela who decided not to endorse one candidate or to attend the conference, said divisions within the party race were saddening.
He said it was inevitable the results of the elections would be interpreted by some "as an overwhelming victory for one camp or faction over another".
Mandela's spokeswoman on Friday dismissed rumours that former president's health has taken a turn for the worse.
Zelda la Grange said her office had been flooded with inquiries.
"rumours have again surfaced about Mr. Mandela's well-being. Mr. Mandela is in the former Transkei (his hometown in the Eastern Cape Province) where he is enjoying the festive season with his family," SAPA quoted her as saying.
"He is due back in Johannesburg only towards the end of January."
With any luck that commie cunt Zuma will finally be jailed next year. As for "Boxer" Mandela, someone needs to put him out of his misery and send him to the glue factory. His support for Zuma only damages his reputation as an honourable man.

Cunt of the Year

There were many contenders for this 'award'. There were the usual suspects such as Blair, Brown, Prescott, Harman, Toynbee, Terry Kelly, Bob Piper, Cameron, Osborne, Boris Johnson, Jade Goody, John Reid, Nick Griffin, Al Gore, Kim Jong-Il, Hu Jintao, Antonia Bance and Jo Salmon. There were also some new contenders to the fray such Neil Harding, Ban Ki-Moon, Joseph Zuma, Chris Paul, Jackie Smith, Alister Darling, Kevin Rudd and even Iain Dale. However, there was one man whose unique talent for cuntery stood head and shoulders above all the other jackarses on the planet. 2007's Cunt of the Year title goes to that treacherous Eco-Nazi, Europhilie, Islamofascist appeasing and Blairite knob jockey David Miliband aka Batshit aka Milicunt aka Mini-Blair.
FUCK YOU CUNT!!!

Friday, December 21, 2007

Quote of the Day 21.2.2007

"Mr [Nick "Calamity"] Clegg has come out as an Atheist, and, it is preferable to engage with an honest, self-confessed atheist than a duplicitious, hypocritical egomaniac who professes to be Christian." - His Grace Archbishop Cranmer

Thursday, December 20, 2007

Islamic Rage Boy Sings "Infidels" (Jingle Bells)

Merry Christmas Folks!

Diana letter said husband was plotting to kill her

LONDON (Reuters) - An infamous letter written by Princess Diana in which she warned that her ex-husband Prince Charles was planning to kill her has been published for the first time.
In the letter, written to her butler Paul Burrell 10 months before her death in a Paris car crash in 1997, Diana said: "This particular phase in my life is the most dangerous -- my husband is planning an accident in my car".
Details of the letter first emerged in 2004 but have only been made public now at the inquest into the deaths of Diana and her lover Dodi al-Fayed, who was also killed in the crash.
It can be seen on http://www.scottbaker-inquests.gov.uk/evidence/docs/INQ0010117.p df
Dodi's father Mohamed al-Fayed, owner of Harrods, says Diana and his son were killed by British security services on the orders of Prince Philip, Charles' father.
Fayed alleges the killing was ordered because the royal family did not want the mother of the future king having a child with his son. He says Diana's body was embalmed to cover up evidence she was expecting a baby.
Diana's note to Burrell is seen by conspiracy theorists as evidence that her death was not an accident as the authorities have ruled.
Major investigations by British and French police have both concluded that the couple died because their chauffeur Henri Paul was drunk and driving too fast.
In the letter, Diana writes that the alleged murder plot would involve "brake failure and serious head injury".
This would allow Charles to marry Tiggy Legge-Bourke, the former nanny of couple's sons Princes William and Harry, the note continued, adding "Camilla is nothing but a decoy."
In fact, Charles married his long-term lover Camilla Parker Bowles in 2005.
Earlier this week, the inquest heard from Diana's close confidante Lucia Flecha de Lima, wife to the then Brazilian ambassador in London, who rejected suggestions the princess feared Charles was planning a car accident.
"I still don't believe she was fearing for her life, especially from Prince Charles, the future king of your country" she said.
Diana had more reason to fear that malevolent egotistical Nazi tyrant Tony Blair than her spineless wimp of an ex-husband and his foreign father.

Wednesday, December 19, 2007

Terry Kelly Being Driven Into An Earlier Grave?

"[C]ertain people working with Terry Kelly continue to be very worried by the weight he is carrying. Some have commented that he must be putting his health in serious danger. At this rate the Lib Dem group could go into the next council elections as the second largest party and the Tories as the official opposition."
Could comfort eating caused by a combination of scandals surrounding his boss Wendy Alexander and his colleague Tommy Williams, daughter Rayleen's defeat at the polls earlier this year and over a year of abuse from other Terry Watchers and myself be driving the infamous 'heavyweight' of Scottish local government politics to an early grave?

Saturday, December 15, 2007

Friday, December 14, 2007

An Ode To Comrade Gordon McStalin Brown

An acoustic arrangement or "Just Like You" by Three Days Grace

Thursday, December 13, 2007

I Loath David Beckham

I've just sent this letter to the Western Mail newspaper:
SIR – Keith Towler undermined his own argument when he cited David Beckham as a suitable role model for children ahead of eminently more qualified, homegrown heroes such as Joe Calzage and Ryan Giggs. The former is a vain, over-paid and over-rated under-achiever who not only revels in his own ignorance, but also has still not denied that he has been unfaithful to his equally loathsome wife.
The latter two are not only talented and often underrated; they are also hard grafters who have earned their honours and riches through dedication and personal sacrifice despite persistent recurring injuries. Their private lives are also to be commended for rarely being the subject of controversy.
Calzage and Giggs are welcome throwbacks to the noble, honourable sporting heroes of old, whereas Beckham, along with Tony Blair, David Cameron and Jade Goody, is a personification of the triumph of style over substance in today’s Britain.

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

BREAKING NEWS?: Has Terry Kelly Resigned As Wendy Alexander's Election Agent

Cllr Terry Kelly
According to El Tel, he is no longer or has never been Wendy Alexander's election agent. This means that either he lied about being her agent from the start or far more like, El Tel has seen the writing on the wall for Wendy and decided to abandon ship to his own skin by resigning. Whether it is a smart move and/or cowardly act on his part, our hero hasn't exactly covered himself in glory during this ignominious episode for Scottish politics.

Teflon Terry?

Sometimes I get the feeling that my fellow Terry Watchers and I may have underestimated the mental abilities of our fat friend. While his supposedly 'smarter' associates are under investigation by the fuzz for there finances, El Tel is still siting pretty. Could it be that our hero is lulling us into a false sense of security by only pretending to be totally crass and utterly retarded? Have we fallen into the trap of underestimating an evil genius?!?

Gerrard latest Liverpool player to be burgled

LONDON (Reuters) - Liverpool and England midfielder Steven Gerrard suffered a burglary at his home while he was playing in a Champions League game in France on Tuesday night, a police source said.
He is the latest Liverpool player to be burgled while playing a match for his club.
Gerrard's wife Alex Curran was in the house at the time.
Merseyside Police would not confirm it was Gerrard's house, but said they were investigating a confrontational burglary in Formby, Merseyside.
"Officers were called to a house at about 9:30 p.m. last night following a call from a female resident that four men had broken into the house and stolen items of jewellery," a police spokeswoman said on Wednesday.
Curran and another woman, who was in the house at the time, were shaken by the incident, but were not injured.
The men, who were unarmed, wore hoods and balaclavas, the spokeswoman added. It is not clear how they broke in.
Gerrard, who captains Liverpool, was helping his team to a 4-0 victory against Olympique Marseille, a win which secured the club's passage into the last 16 of the Champions League.
Earlier this year, the home of Liverpool's goalkeeper Pepe Reina was burgled as he helped the club reach last season's Champions League final.
Team mates Jerzy Dudek, Daniel Agger, Peter Crouch and Florent Sinama-Pongolle, as well as Everton's Andy van der Meyde, were all burgled last year.
Last month, striker Dirk Kuyt suffered a break in at his luxury home in Woolton while he was on international duty with the Dutch team.
(Reporting by Avril Ormsby; Editing by Tim Castle)
LOL! I HATE Liverpool F.C!!!

Tuesday, December 11, 2007

Happy Birthday Terry

Cllr Terry Kelly
I know it's a bit late (I've been away on business), but I would just like to wish my pet socialist Councillor Terry Kelly a happy 59th birthday. Whatever his faults (and there are many), one thing can be mentioned in his favour, without him the world would be a less humourous (though smarter) place to live in everyday.

Gormless George Galloway Is A Liar

If you are reading this George, I dare you to sue me. I beat you once and I'll beat you again.