I had a Chocolate Orange last night and it was very nice. It was satisfying, hard to break and yummy.
I hope that you apologize to the manufacturer before I report you for defamation of their product.
On the other hand, we could ask them to consider having Kelly replace Dawn French. He reclines in his couch, opens the package, takes a slice, looks into the camera and says:
"These ARE Terry's you autistic paedophile racist Zionist inadequate. But the SNP are trying to outlaw them so hurry..."
You would of course have a special edition where Rayleen delivers the actual address to camera and makes it legible.
Oh god, now I have the Jabba the Hut scence from Star Wars in my head with Rayleen in the Princess Lea costume.
I AM SIR-C4'! AS SEEN ON THE 1.11.2007 EDITION OF BBC ONE'S QUESTION TIME!!! I was born on 26 February and am the eldest of three siblings. I graduated from the University of Wales, Lampeter in 2005 with a B.A. Honours in History and studied for an M.A. in Political Theory at the marvellous Swansea University during 2005/6. My interests are reading, writing; ram raiding (laughs), politics, religion, history, public speaking, comedy, videogames and collecting. I have had an interest in politics since I was young and my ultimate ambitions are to be a great and influential international statesman and Cabinet minister. I am a libertarian Conservative because Thatcherism works! My role models are the 1996 Olympic Games 100kgs freestyle wrestling gold medallist Kurt Angle, the late great monetarist Nicholas Ridley, the former professional wrestler Warrior and of course St. Margaret Thatcher.
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I had a Chocolate Orange last night and it was very nice. It was satisfying, hard to break and yummy.
I hope that you apologize to the manufacturer before I report you for defamation of their product.
On the other hand, we could ask them to consider having Kelly replace Dawn French. He reclines in his couch, opens the package, takes a slice, looks into the camera and says:
"These ARE Terry's you autistic paedophile racist Zionist inadequate. But the SNP are trying to outlaw them so hurry..."
You would of course have a special edition where Rayleen delivers the actual address to camera and makes it legible.
Oh god, now I have the Jabba the Hut scence from Star Wars in my head with Rayleen in the Princess Lea costume.
What the fuck is wrong with me?
TK would be good selling those. "Buy Terrys orange, before the Zionist Jews murder them."
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