Quote of the Day 17.9.2007

"God forbid that a well-educated man govern the country instead of an illiterate, ill-educated, cloth-capped working-class socialist snob and sock-puppet such as [Gordon] Brown, [Bob] Piper, [Dave] Lambert and yourself." - C4' B.A. (Hons.) to young Master Aaron Heath (age 13)

Leave Of Absence

C4' will be taking a leave of absence until Wednesday afternoon at the earliest. The Mean Wreckin' Machine will be on retreat in Coventry before a return visit to Cardiff Bay for another interview with a man I publicly criticised almost a year ago over the way he treated the family member of one of their colleagues who just happens to be a mutual friend of both Bob Piper (I think?) and myself (no Shotgun, he's not a union official - thank god). This interview set arranged at least a week before the Cairns debacle (though a debacle only in the sense that I didn't get the job). I like Cardiff, it's a great city (it's certainly better than Swansea and Birmingham) and I already have a good friend who lives there and works for who I soon hope to be my employer.

What A Waste Of Bloody Time!

Ever feel that you are going nowhere expect head-first into a brick wall? That has been the story of my life over the past year in my futile quest for full-time paid employment. I just got turned down for a job for about the 187,247th time, this time by Alun Cairns AM.

Credit where credit is due, Mr. Cairns is a classy individual who had a tough decision to make, and choose the candidate who best suited his requirements (the candidate in question is the one who I thought on the day would get the job). I have no problem with that or the lucky candidate, especially since Mr. Cairns had the courtesy to ring all of the candidates to let them know the news. My problem is with myself and the catch-22 situation I seem to find myself up against.

I went to university and graduated in the hope of getting a decent job for all my hard work after years of struggling with self-doubt, chav scum and crazy political extremists such as "Fluffy" Helen Watters and Paul Hunt. Instead, I find myself bloody stuck on the dole, messed around with by the Job Centre while all my application attempts get either stonewalled and or turned down because I haven't got the experience required. The latter reason really does do my head in because how can I get the experience when I keep getting rejection notices all the bloody time?

I've aimed high and been turned down for lacking experience and I've aimed low and still been turned down for being over-qualified. I've applied both locally and further a field and I'm still getting nowhere. It sickens me that complete and utter morons like Harriet Harperson, Bob Piper, Terry Kelly, John Prescott and Jade Goody can get paid employment, yet I cannot. I'm awake 18 hours a day, six-days-a-week holding down three voluntary jobs and have to attend a New Deal training centre most weekdays where some of the people have made it very clear that they don't want paid employment (one of whom was a known local drug dealer) and I still can't get a proper job. I'm so depressed, I feel like doing a Virginia Tech Massacre of my own on the world.

Going to university was the biggest mistake of my life as not only was I politically persecuted by Watters, Hunt as well as libelled and oppressed by them, the Students' "Soviet" Union and that corrupt pervert "Dirty" Barry Burnham, getting my degree has done nothing to improve my chances of employment (quite the opposite in fact). I'm also up to my head in student debt with no prospect of ever being able to pay it off.

This is the reality of my miserable life in Blair and Brown's Fourth Reich.

MPs' report slams 'no-go' Britain

Town centres are becoming "no-go areas" after dark, with drunken yobs behaving like "an occupying army", MPs have warned.

Edward Leigh, chairman of the House of Commons Public Accounts Committee also claimed it costs taxpayers £3.4 billion a year to deal with street disorder in England and Wales.

And he called for "absolutely rigorous" action against a hardcore of offenders who regarded anti-social behaviour orders (Asbos) as "part and parcel of their way of life".

Mr Leigh made the comments at the launch of his committee's report which warned that a small proportion of families and individuals were causing "misery and despair" to communities, particularly in the most deprived areas.

The report criticised the Home Office for its failure to carry out adequate research on which measures work best in tackling and preventing bad behaviour.

The report recorded that communities were "frustrated and concerned" at the courts' failure to act rapidly when Asbos were broken. It called for "rigorous enforcement" of breaches - with jail sentences if necessary.

Mr Leigh said: "After dark, our city and town centres are fast becoming no-go areas, with behaviour there ranging from drunken skylarking and intimidation to out-and-out criminal activity.

"No civilised country should have to put up with what can seem like an occupying army loose in the streets."

I speak from personal experience when I write that every word of this report is true and I am sure the almost all the readers of this blog (with the possible exception of those criminal retards Heath, Lam(e)bert and Piper).

C4' Watch?

It seems that yours truly has developed something of a small following among the intellectually-challenged cretins of the Loony Left. I wonder whether the faux-libertarian Aaron "(Paper) Tyger" Heath or the bullying hypocrite Dave "(Dis)Unity" Lambert at the Ministry of "Truth" are going to set up a "C4' Watch" blog ala Terry Watch and their own Guido Fawkes 2.0 blog? It should be worth a good laugh or two (which suits me as I need to stop taking myself so seriously).

Bob Piper Asks A Stupid Question

"The US Air Guitar Championships kicked off this week. Is there a more futile pastime in the world?"

How about trying to reason with socialists such as Terry Kelly and Bob Piper himself?

Is It Acceptable For Public Servants To Be Rude To Members Of The Public?

The Standards Commission for Scotland clearly didn't think so when they suspended the infamous Labour Councillor Terry Kelly for calling an SNP member and fellow councillor a "village idiot" during a council meeting. Perhaps their English counterparts would also agree with this assessment if they looked into the conduct of another Labour Councillor, Bob Piper of Sandwell?

I don't mind being called a git by anyone, never mind an elected representative, but I'm hardly likely going to overlook an elected representative's opinions in favour of media censorship in foreign lands, hatred of the Jewish people and the State of Israel and their support for murdering Irish and Palestinian terrorists.

Bob Piper Supports Censorship

No surprises there then!

Quotes of the Day 21.5.2007: The Bob Piper Edition

It is not often that I have something good to write about Sandwell Councillor Bob Piper, but on this occasion, he has come up with some good observations and cracking quotes:

"Yes, Gordon Brown, in order to prevent his government being held to ransom by the Blairite right, does a deal with the Lib Dems that lead to Labour being.... held to ransom by the Lib Dems in perpetuity! Terrific, Robin [Blackburn], just bloody terrific!"

"If I had to choose a winner it would be Manchester. They at least like to attack, have two players of genuine world class ability (no, not you Rio) and feign injury less often than Drogba, Robben and that Brian Phelps of the football pitch Joe Cole, and I'm sure I cannot be alone in finding almost everything Ashley Cole says or does to be utterly repugnant. Finally, Manchester United have a manager that even I, who detest them, have to admire. Prior to building a good side at Aberdeen, Ferguson had been sacked by St Mirren for "unpardonable swearing at a lady on club premises" allegedly whilst under the inflence of alcohol.... the St Mirren directors must feel like that guy from Decca who passed up a chance to sign the Beatles. At Manchester United Ferguson has built at least three good teams and in my opinion only Brian Clough comes close to emulating his achievements in post war English football."

Cllr Piper Wants Me Dead!

He wouldn't be the only one!

Quote of the Day 10.4.2007

"Socialist: a definition

1. Cunts.

Can't think of any more but I thought this was very apt and was quite enough anyway." - the always entertaining Shotgun

Grand Âyatollâh Piper of Sandwell

The Rowdy One has given his moral support to the Islamofascists in Iran in their quest to wipeout Israel. Perhaps Bobby is jealous of Terry Kelly's reputation as the most controversial Labour councillor in the blogosphere, or maybe Cllr Piper is just an old-fashioned left-wing racist? His previous track record on race relations suggests the latter.

Cllr Piper Consorted With Terrorists

"I visited Belfast in 1984 with a trade union delegation and met with both Sinn Fein and the UDA in a city that resembled modern day Bagdhad."

It seems that Bob Piper has always been soft on terrorism! I can't say that I'm surprised by this considering Labour's track record of supporting criminality.

"Outted" By Cllr Piper

According to good old Bobby Piper, the blogger Shotgun and I might be having a homosexual relationship with each other. That's news to me, as it would be for Mr. Shotgun! It seems that Prague Tory was right about the Sandwell councillor resorting wild accusations and undignified insults.

A Message From Councillor Rowdy Bobby Piper

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