....I'd rather play this!!
Showing posts with label Terry Kelly. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Terry Kelly. Show all posts
Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Friday, April 11, 2008
Quote of the Day 11.4.2008: Windbag Blows About Hot Air
"There are two types of people who advocate socialism, there are people like me who are working toward that end and there are those who talk about it." - Cllr Terry Kelly
A strangely ironic comment to make considering that when he himself isn't to busy just talking about socialism (complete with libellous abuse), El Clowncillor Tel is busy snapping up former council houses and shares in Transco.
Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Quote of the Day 9.4.2008: Terry Insults "God"
How long did it take the fat fucker (or his daughter) to come up with that?!? Perhaps he resents the conservative Mr. Heston for getting up off his backside and doing something to help Dr. Martin Luther King and the cringing black children with their struggle for greater equality and civil rights.
Tuesday, April 01, 2008
Friday, March 28, 2008
Gene Hunt
The excellent speech that Philip Glenister's character gave to Lord Scarman about the future state of policing in the BBC's Ashes To Ashes sums up everything that is wrong with the fascist New Labour regime that is doing it's very best to turn this country into a future North Korea. Adolf Blair and McStalin both promised to be tough on crime and tough on the causes of crimes and they lied. They've robbed money from the middle-classes to fund the degenerate lifestyles of violent drug-addicted criminals, yobs and chav scum and they robbed the money of the wealth-creators to line their own pockets and entrench utter cunts like Harriet Harman, Antonia Bance and Terry Kelly in power.
We, the oppressed masses should lock every MP and peer of the realm up in the Palace of Westminster, release canisters of Zyklon B into the building, and once each and everyone of those fuckers have died, start the political process again from scratch.
Thursday, March 27, 2008
Quotes of the Day 27.3.2008
"LEGIS CANTIO CONTRA INEPTOS CRITICOS. (Incantation of the law against inept critics)" - Michel De Notredame
"In Terryworld, however, the benefits truck would drive into Feegie each day distributing parcels of banknotes indiscriminately." - Anon (but I suspect that it is FIDO The Dog)
Wednesday, March 12, 2008
Roars Of Silence Heard In Rose Hill, Oxfordshire
Despite the scandal of the Home Secretary Jacqui "Smith" Spliff attempting to deport gays and lesbians back to certain arrest, torture and execution in Islamofascist Iran, there is been no word of condemnation against Spliff's actions by the supposedly lesbian Labour Councillor for Rose Hill, Oxfordshire, Antonia Bance.
Could it be that little Miss Bance just doesn't give a damn about LGBT rights? Is she in fact a faux-lesbian?!? Or is it that Antonia cares more about "Working Towards The Führer" than standing up her princples (if she has any, other than the pursuit of absolute power for her tribe). I bet that if it was a Tory or Liberal Democrat Home Secretary that was deporting homosexuals to Iran, we would have had day after day of blog posts from Miss Bance expressing her righteous indignation at the "baby-eating homophobes".
This sort of hypocrisy is a typical play from the Gospel According To St. Terry Kelly. There are two morals to draw from Miss Bance's deafening silence:
1) It's okay to deport homosexuals back to their deaths in Iran and Cuba, so long as it is done by the Labour party.
2) If you're a gay or lesbian fighting against deportation back to a country that will kill you because of your sexual orientation, don't count on any support from Antonia Bance.
Monday, March 10, 2008
Saturday, March 08, 2008
Israel Is Evil (According To Terry Kelly)
I sometimes wonder if the infamous Cllr Terry Kelly lives on the same planet as the rest of us. Take this question I asked him for example:
"Are you aware that Israel is the only true democray in the Middle East, surrounded by half-a-dozen Arab and Islamic dictatorships that would love nothing more than finish what Hitler started (not that they would admit to there being a holocaust in the first place)?
Under those circumstances, Israel has every right to defend itself against such aggression."
"I can’t see anything or anyone in the Middle East that comes anywhere near the crimes committed by Israel."
This remark though has me questioning his sanity:
"They are not a good advert for democracy, they are the cause of the problem ."
And Cuba is?!?
Terry's Insults
"Right-wing vermin" [about me]
"A squalid wee fantasist" [about me]
"A squalid low-life character" [about me]
"You are either a lazy incompetent or a liar."
"You are a non person"
"What a miserable excuse for a human being"
"what kind of creep are you"
"makes you a bit of a low life. I take it you are a Nat."
"It was Kruschev not Kennedy who saved the world."
"If you want to come back make it briefer."
"if you want to come back and try to make sense, make it shorter."
"I’m not difficult to find tough guy"
"They are not his soldiers they are his grannies." [about Prince Harry]
"that makes you a fool then"
"OK so you can get more stupid then"
"Try an argument."
"Can you get any more stupid ?"
"The SNP and wee Alex (the spiv) love the English."
"What a strange place you inhabit."
"I don't believe you"
Friday, March 07, 2008
Wednesday, February 27, 2008
Jacqui "Smith" Spliff Is A Homophobe & An Accessory To State-Sanctioned Murder
Paul Canning explains why here. No doubt Terry Kelly, fan of the homophobic murderer Fidel Castro would approve of Spliff's actions.
Quote of the Day 27.11.2008: Deluded Terry
"Ele Commandante Fidel Castro, scourge of America and no fewer than 10 of it's wretched presidents, those who are still alive can still be heard muttering "why me, why me, why did my years in office have to be overshadowed by this giant of history, why oh why me" ?" - Cllr Terry Kelly
ROFLMAO! OMG!! My sides are splitting!!!
Someone call the men in white coats for El Tel?
Monday, February 25, 2008
Quote of the Day 25.1.2008: Across The Pondlife
"Express yourself: (heterosexist, racist, misogynistic or otherwise bigoted comments are subject to deletion)" - the oxymoronic comment moderation policy of the self-confessed Godless Liberal Homo, America's answer to Cllr Terry Kelly
Maybe "Ultimate" Warrior had a point when he made his infamous claim that "queering doesn't make the world work" (at least in the U.S. - we in Britain have the good fortune of having Derek Laud stand up for some much-needed common sense and sanity).
Cuba 'Elects' New President
Outgoing President Castro gets up off his sick bed to congratulate his successorBREAKING NEWS: SNP ends 'cigars for Chocolate Oranges' trade agreement with Cuba!
Thursday, February 21, 2008
Macavity Terry
19.2.2008 -09:11 [RfS]: I look forward to Terry's blog being updated today with another fawning article about a gay-bashing murderer.
19.2.2008 - 16:10 [RfS]: no update on Terry's site yet. Maybe he has been overcome by grief. Do you think we should send him some flowers?
20.2.2008 - 20:24 [Clairwil]: Well he probably couldn't work out a way to blame the SNP for Castro's retirement so it letting it pass unremarked.
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
Terry Can't Count
"I'm innumerate!"
Back in the former People's Democratic Socialist Republic of RenfrewshireTM, our favourite Labour party imbecile Cllr Terry Kelly wrote this drivel on his shitty blog:
"Most readers will know that I find the SNP contemptible again no surprise.
I’m now sitting less than 24 hrs. later and I have received 29 comments, one positive and 28 hostile.
The hostile comments are predictably nasty and abusive with a few exceptions, they are all pro SNP and they all have one thing in common. They are all anonymous every one of them.
These people like to think of themselves as 'bravehearts' Scottish warriors for independence and all that 'old pony', ready to vanquish the English oppressors etc.
What are they like ? they can’t even identify themselves to a harmless old blogger like me, I fear the worst when the battle starts, there could be heavy casualties in the crush to run away."
Stirring stuff from the tub of lard, however our friend ShrekBall burst his bubble with this observation:
"Terry you are fantastic. You are either a liar, an incompetent or you think we are one or the other.
There are 29 comments, one supportive of your position which you will probably not have replied to. That leaves 28 other comments.
But there will only be 14 from other people. The other 14 are attacking your position and for each one of them you will have replied with a name-calling abusive post.
But you may have a point about the anonymous thing so I am willing to make you an offer. You pick a restaurant anywhere in Paisley or Renfrewshire and I will pay - lets go out to dinner one night and discuss all these issues face to face. You never know, you may actually like me."
Our Terry couldn't take those remarks lieing down and responded with all his typical hyperbolic bluster:
"The idea that I “might actually like you” is risible I would be just as likely to get on famously with Nick Griffin.
Your racist reaction on America - Your support for discrimination against foreign doctors - Your support for Thatcher - Your arrogant contempt for people in poor areas - your support for American actions in Guantanamo.
Why would I, or anyone with a shred of decency want to socialise with the likes of you ?"
Terry Kelly - the human joke that never gets stale!
Fidel Castro retires as Cuban president
HAVANA (Reuters) - Ailing Cuban leader Fidel Castro said on Tuesday that he will not return to lead the country as president or commander-in-chief, retiring as head of state 49 years after he seized power in an armed revolution.
Castro, 81, who has not appeared in public for almost 19 months after undergoing stomach surgery, said in a message to the communist nation that he would not seek a new presidential term when the National Assembly meets on February 24.
"To my dear compatriots, who gave me the immense honour in recent days of electing me a member of parliament ... I communicate to you that I will not aspire to or accept -- I repeat not aspire to or accept -- the positions of President of Council of State and Commander in Chief," Castro said in the statement published on the Web site of the Communist Party's Granma newspaper.
The National Assembly or legislature is expected to nominate his brother and designated successor Raul Castro, 76, as president. Raul Castro has been running the country since emergency surgery to stop intestinal bleeding forced Castro to delegate power on July 31, 2006.
Cubans on the empty streets of Havana were not surprised by his retirement.
"Everyone knew for a while that he would not come back. The people got used to his absence," said Roberto, a self-employed Cuban who did not want to be fully named.
"I don't know what to say. I just want to leave. This system cannot continue," said Alexis, a garbage collector.
In a deserted Revolution Square, site of many hours-long speeches by Castro to massive crowds, a lone soldier stood guard at government headquarters and the city was calm.
'COMANDANTE'
The title of "Comandante en Jefe" or commander-in-chief, was created for Castro in 1958 as overall leader of the guerrilla forces that swept down from the mountains of eastern Cuba to overthrow U.S.-backed dictator Fulgencio Batista.
His retirement draws the curtain on a political career that spanned the Cold War and survived U.S. enmity, assassination plots by the CIA and the demise of Soviet bloc communism.
A charismatic leader famous for his long speeches delivered in his green military fatigues, Castro is admired in the Third World for standing up to the United States but considered by his opponents a tyrant who suppressed freedom.
"It's incredible that 50 years of dictatorship can be accepted by Cubans and will continue to be accepted," said Ninoska Perez of the anti-Castro Miami-based exile organization, the Cuban Liberty Council.
Perez said Castro's retirement did not mean anything would change in Cuba and the news was unlikely to bring cheer to Cuban exiles waiting for an end to communism in their homeland and an opportunity to return.
"The real celebration will be when he (Castro) can no longer write about it," she said.
Castro's illness and departure from Cuba's helm have raised doubts about the future of the one-party state.
"Fortunately, our Revolution can still count on cadres from the old guard and others who were very young in the early stages of the process," Castro said in his statement.
"They have the authority and the experience to guarantee the replacement," he said.
U.S. President George W. Bush, in Rwanda while on a trip to Africa, had no immediate comment on Castro's plans to step down, White House spokesman Gordon Johndroe said.
Johndroe said "the president was informed" about the developments with Castro and that he would receive a briefing later. Washington has maintained a more than four-decades long economic embargo against Cuba to try to isolate Castro.
Castro has been seen only in pictures and video film since he handed over power provisionally to his brother, looking gaunt and frail. His health improved enough a year ago to allow him to reestablish a public presence by writing reams of articles published by Cuba's state press.
"This is not my farewell to you. My only wish is to fight as a soldier in the battle of ideas. I shall continue to write under the heading of 'Reflections by comrade Fidel.' It will be just another weapon you can count on. Perhaps my voice will be heard. I shall be careful," Castro said in Tuesday's message.
Castro could remain politically influential as first secretary of the ruling Communist Party and elder statesman.
Raul Castro, Cuba's long-standing defence minister, has run raised expectations of economic reforms to improve the daily lot of Cubans since standing in for his brother, but he has yet to deliver.
"It was logical for Fidel to quit because he has been saying that he is not well," said a musician leaving a cabaret. "But nothing will change until the government makes economic reforms that Cuba needs," he said.
Thursday, February 14, 2008
Should The NHS Prescribe Terry Kelly To Paitents Suffering From Depression?
It would certain save billions of pounds on its budget for anti-depressants.
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