Cllr Terry Kelly - Property Tycoon

Kelly: Welcome to my latest dacha comrades!

Porky Pig puts his foot in it again with this remark to the blogger Shotgun, who attempted to pay a visit on the man himself at home:

"Shotgun - With map reading skills like yours we can only be grateful that you no longer have access to military vehicles.

I don't know where you were but it wasn't Greenhill Road, maybe you have mistakenly gone to one of my other properties, I have several you know."

So much for being a socialist then!